She took a jump to the left and then a step to the right.

Tl;dr: we don’t care who she fucks, as long as she FUCKS OFF.

shit show & distraction

Instead, she got beat down by Matt Lauer, who responded to her usual word soup with, “Kellyanne, that makes no sense.”

Man this might be terrible but I have the hardest time taking people seriously when I find out they are Scientologists.

Both Tom Perez and Keith Ellison are excellent choices. Either one will be an advocate for progressive causes. I would pick Perez only because I would rather the DNC chair not be an active member of congress and have to be worried about his or her own seat, but Ellison’s great as well.

Greta Van Susteren is a complete and utter moron with a botched face lift to match. MSNBC should have never hired her and I will never forget Rachel shilling for her.

Wow, did not know about that. Fuck her and her beautiful, perfect knockers.

I won’t ever forgive her or Verlander for their classless little fits they threw over kneeling NFL athletes when that was a thing. I do not doubt for a minute that Kate acted the way they reporter her to have. Kate’s uncle is a long-time Republican Congressman up here in Michigan, and the family is from the Whirlpool…

well her boobs ARE nice

I hope somebody is there to remind the burglars of the mess they left when they went away.

Flynn is just a fall guy. And senior officials are putting out scripted leaks that Trump “agonized” over firing as if Trump didn’t request the conversation in the first place. Whatever Russia has on Trump is yhuuuggee. God help us all.

So there’s going to be a full investigation, right? Or is this guy gonna say he’s sorry and peace out?

I really hope the next Democratic President considers Sally Yates for the Supreme Court. She looks like the only professional in this entire mess and should be rewarded for it.

Small-dicked friendless piece of shit becomes antagonistic asshole to draw attention to himself and become “something.”

Between Stephen Miller and Ted Cruz, I’m pretty fed up with twerps who got permanently triggered by hearing some people speak Spanish in high school. We get it Stephen, you read Atlas Shrugged. McKayla is not impressed.

Becoming a Nazi because you never got laid in high school is a really weird transition. Look, I…

Gotta have nipples. Without them, breasts are pointless.

“We didn’t dispatch FEMA to the earthquake zone because Obama forgot to leave the keys for their minivan.”

Yeah, that will work.

He’ll just blame it on someone else. The media, the judiciary branch, Obama, the left.

Chaffetz is a hypocritical dirty weasel.