Install an airlock style foyer that blows em all down through a grate into a capture bin where they’re cleaned and replaced.

At $17,995, Would You Add This 1996 Cadillac Fleetwood To Your Fleet?

That and my car would be stopping automatically at the strip club or porn store...

Unfortunately, yes. You can tell by our death totals that our roads are shit, our drivers are distracted and careless af, and most vehicles are hanging on by nary a fucking lug nut.

1-90 isn’t really speeding on 26/526. Typical Tuesday.

I had a girl share naughty Polaroids with me once. Sexy af, but she just showed them one by one and put them back in her purse.

Dammit. We didn’t “lose” these shitbags, they just went into another line of bullshit work.

I just did a Caribbean Cruise with that art sale bullshit going on.

I’d resort to physically kicking the ever loving dog fuck out of both of these douchebags with the caveat that “I clearly couldn’t best them in the arena of ideas, so I resorted to violence.”

I am fortunate enough to work with two female pro driving instructors and a female pro moto rider as well. One of them auditioned for that open call from Hoonigans to add a woman driver to the team.

I was just contemplating having to do this on my AWD Durango.

Guys like him, Hannity, Alex Jones, etc. would be the first ones smoked out and drug through the streets like cans hanging off the limo of a Honeymoon-bound couple.

I want him to be the next victim of suicide or murder.

The 32V 4-cam engine? I had a Mark 8 with one of those and it seemed great.

Are you the one I saw on the bus bench the other day with a banana?

The people of Alabama deserve better.

There was a comic (in National Lampoon, I think) ages ago that said the discovery of the clitoris happened when an OB-GYN lost a contact lens during an exam.

Pope was doing a crossword puzzle and asked a Cardinal-

Um, nothing she says is with a straight face.