Maybe they’re just ahead of the curve with the auto-driving thing?

Nothing good happens at 2am!

So YOU’RE THE OTHER PERSON that’s seen Pieces.

Um, where did the dogs use the bathroom on the boat?

Banning an acquirable object/tool is feasible. Complicated, dangerous, scary, unrealistic and unprecedented? Of course... But not impossible.

Hell, you (or just about any woman) could have had a miscarriage and just thought it was a heavy period a week later and that would be “god’s” choice. But Steve King would throw you in jail if you decided for yourself.

Silly rabbit, bans only work on abortion rights and drugs, nothing else!

I look forward to reading about how millions of women sent their used hygiene products to Inbred Steve King for verification that there’s no heartbeat there.

About a decade ago i stopped in a fast-food chicken restaurant (in Kentucky) and the teenaged girl taking my order could have been a double for Amanda Seyfried. It was one of those ‘she’ll either be in modeling in 2 years or have 3 kids with a high school boyfriend’ situations but there’s no way to say “You are way…

Oh my, this is awful. This is what you listen to while having a home-cooked meal and dancing slowly in the dining room on an early-in-the-years wedding anniversary.

The only way that this would have been acceptable:

Good thing both drones and warfare are going away soon!

He did all the things Repubs do: Pushed for a fuckload of Military action, shit on POC and the poor, lied openly about several crisis level events and used the bible to beat people down...

Oh, and this motherfucking douchecanoe is the biggest asshole I’ve seen in ages.

GAO Study 2012:

Please, tell us all that was missing from last year was just a few crucial stops in the Rust Belt so Granny Hill could tell a bunch of drunk ass unemployed Grabowskis in a Convention Center that they need to get updated on new job training and go back to school to learn computing...

“Renegade Jew? Political Correctness Protects Muslim Rape Culture? Trannies 49x Higher HIV Rate? Dangerous Faggot Tour Returns? The Solution to Online Harassment is Simple: Women Should Log Off? Birth Control Makes Women Unattractive and Crazy?”

In 2017, if you’re releasing anything other than a fucking Dove of Peace off a highway bridge, you deserve to be thrown off yourself...

“If they could literally kill me, they would.”

One of the best circulating stories from High School was this lovely huge-boobed girl who was learning to drive the stick shift Beretta or Corsica and stumbled the clutch so bad that her tits were hitting the horn repeatedly as the car would lurch... quiet little town morning lit up with action as the late 80s Chevy…