Quick, somebody get Betsy DeVos on the phone. I need her take on this ASAP!

‘The problem is, God gave man a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time.’ Robin Williams

Where’s MBC to come crashing in here like the damn Kool Aid Man?

Well, the super informed and well versed world traveler influencer/game changer Damore told us all about it:

Don’t forget to give thanks to the “Deep State” for drugging Don and keeping his fingers off the button! Or whatever they’re doing.

Holy shit, you’re 100% right. I thought she had complained to NBC about it right away, didn’t know Trump hung her out to dry 5 seconds after it happened.

Ever roll dice with 3-man?

She went to High School during the totally bald era though.

Someone from the Greater Florida Headstone Marble Company is calling this guy’s loved ones right now to get a head start on the inscription.

Didn’t Katy Tur basically call out Professor Pussyhands for forcibly kissing her when she clearly didn’t want to last year sometime? And now that she’s got a book out, he’s pissing his pants because she’s again revealing how inept, boorish and skeevy he is?

Now THAT is a fucking race car with a damn good paint scheme. Absolutely love the asymmetrical M color interpretation, looking very flag-wavey on the sides and matching up with the rear wing.

Hicks, 28, had not moved into the office designated for the White House communications director, instead opting to remain at her current desk just outside the Oval Office.

Thank you. I know there’s a kajillion good peeps everywhere, it’s just unfortunate the ones who represent us currently are terrible against that backdrop of unity and selflessness.

I couldn’t bring myself to see any 9/11 memorials, statements, speeches today from the Colostomy Bag In Chief nor Child of the Indiana Corn Pence because every fucking word from them is empty.

I guess his slide into irrelevance couldn’t transpire smoothly. Nobody was talking at all lately about this yesterday’s-news-douchenugget until today.

That kind of talk will get you bounced right out of Munich, sir! Kidney grills and the Roundel will be here forever, so just you get in line!

Agreed, surprised that none of the girls did a Ninja Warrior obstacle course. Or made a 45' putt? What about skating a halfpipe and pulling some tricks? Rap/breakdance battle? Karate Kata against live opponents? Just spitballing for next year...

Am I the only one willing to give Bannon props for his uncredited role as the fucking monster from John Carpenter’s THE THING?

Those Kidneys need dialysis.