it’s a game about driving, if you want fast travel, buy a better car

This is a great move on Delta’s part.

The first rule of season 1 TNG is the same as the first rule of Fight Club.

I lived on the 4th floor of an old building that had no elevator and somehow every time I went grocery shopping I forgot this and had to loop like five grocery bags around each arm because taking two trips was unspeakable. If my husband or I forgot something after we got in the car we’d have to roshambo to see who had…

With regards to the Ranger cannibalizing F-150 sales: I think Ford may be right. I wouldn’t have ever considered a F-150. It’s far more truck than I want or need. I am strongly considering replacing my Xterra with a Ranger or Bronco, though. I cannot be the only person who feels this way.

Exactly. This is such a pervasive norm, the highest standards couldn’t prevent predatory behavior from being rubber stamped in the Supreme Court. TWICE. 

That’s just it. The only person who thinks Bloomberg could ever be president is Bloomberg, but if he wants to pay me a handsome salary to be his campaign advisor, I’ll tell him his asshole smells like fresh strawberries.

Ha, I thought you meant airport rental. Yeah a stock Wrangler would be able to do most everything. Just need the skill to not roll over in a few spots.