Jesus Christ, I go home from work, eat dinner, watch some SU and I miss this bombshell. The news of his impeachment better happen while I’m at work where all my good .gifs are, or I’m gonna have to start saving them on imgur so I can access them whenever and wherever I am >.>

So... Ok. OK. So my head hurts but... He... Wait. The president of the United States told the Russian foreign minister that he had deliberately fired the head of the investigation into Russian interference in an election that ended in said President winning, and this thus as good because it took the pressure off of…

Because Republicans have been the literal worst for decades and put party over country any old day. So long as they have someone they can work with to get rid of abortion access and cut taxes on the wealthy they don’t give a shit about anyone else. Like republicans couldn’t even muster enough empathy to consider…

Marie Antoinette is one of my go to movies when I’m feeling sick or blue. It’s just visually stunning. And Coppola has the best ear for music in her films.

My favorite part of the interview: When you say, ‘freak out,’ what does that mean?

I’m obviously TeamLupone because a) she’s not wrong and b) I’m afraid of her.

Yeah, that one quote says everything.

Oh yeah, Trump definitely fired Comey over the way he handled Hillary’s emails, giving the election to Trump. It DEFINITELY has nothing to do with the FBI investigation of Trump’s ties to Russia. Definitely...

He absolutely deserved to be fired for what he did to Clinton. But let’s not kid ourselves that he was fired for that reason. He was fired because Trump is afraid that Comey is on to something. This is beyond Watergate levels of corruption. We need a special independent prosecutor to oversee that investigation. …

I have no love lost for James Comey, who I do think impacted the election, and no I don’t think HRC was blameless.

I’d love to hear him explain how, if women are so stupid and weak and immature and incapable, then how did we end up controlling his world with this “feminist society” I keep hearing about? Where’s the matriarchy that’s persecuting this poor poor lamb so grievously?

New Hampshire’s state motto should be “New Hampshire: Just visit Vermont instead.”

And on the bar on that cake is a smaller cake depicting a Casamigos where Randy is wearing a black shirt and George is wearing a white shirt.

At a certain point, you almost have to be impressed that he’s managed to choose literally the worst person possible for every position in his cabinet. Because even grossly incompetent would be an upgrade from the calculated evil of the people he selects.

I bet Sessions has heard that involuntary pity laugh every time he’s dropped his pants in front of a woman.

Evil racist elf fucker.

If Howdy Doody was 90 years old and had some really squicky sexual practices...

Hillary: I take full responsibility for the mistakes my campaign made. Also, there were external forces that shifted the final vote.

I don’t know if you already reported on this but in continuing with the appointees completely unqualified for their job. This former director of a hate group is now the person who is supposed to help immigrants with their immigration cases in USCIS ha ha ha ah ha ha but her emails!!!!!! https://www.splcenter.org/hatewa…