Here’s Tillerson’s

the bombs are landing in syria, but the target is the russian collusion storyline.

I never got why middle-aged women cut off their hair. Until I hit middle age myself. I haven’t cut it (I never had it longer than shoulder length anyway) but i get it. It’s fucking hormones. They have turned my head of curls into a frizzy mess that needs so much more work (and products) to look good. Age and hormones…

I’m nearing that age and MY GOD am I struggling with my long hair. The texture has changed so much in the past ten years. It’s always snarled and knotted and ratty, no matter how healthy my lifestyle/diet/grooming habits. I quit using heat on it, I use healthy oils and little to no product, but it won’t stop acting…

“In my more than 20 years at fox News Channel, no one has ever filed a complaint about me with the Human Resources Department, even on the anonymous hotline”

What do you people want? He went to confession and said his Our Fathers and Hail Marys so everything is forgiven. You’re unfairly attacking him because he’s an easy target. He’s the real victim, not those hussies who didn’t want anything to do with him and had the audacity to file suit.

There really isn’t. Including kiddie diddling.

So if you just pretend to be deaf, you can break any law? They just do what they want, pretend to not hear the question, and that’s the issue sorted.

“Blessed”

I mean, they hike the prices by some obscene amount, having an ‘April Fools’ joke kill people would fit right in with their ‘ethics’.

I dunno man, a ten year coma would skip the end of Bush 2, ALL of Obama, and then Trump would be president.

I know, right? “Doing big things is hard.” DOING BIG THINGS IS HARD? Barrack Obama did big things for 8 years and NEVER ONCE DID HE WHINE ABOUT HOW HARD IT WAS.

Nothing, but a really expensive nothing.

Viagra and prostate cancer.

I think their goal is “nothing.”

Republicans are enemies of the American people. Period. Literally. Full Stop. They are domestic enemies and should be treated as such.

insurance companies may no longer be required to cover prenatal care, maternity and newborn care, mental health, prescription drugs, emergency visits, hospitalization, outpatient care, preventative care, and more.

Oh, he doesn’t settle for anything less than Boudreaux’s. Of course, he wouldn’t tell anyone that because the name’s too “ethnic.”

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