Steve Bannon looks like a white nationalist that doesn’t like Jews and has had credible allegations of spousal abuse levied against him.

Steve Bannon looks like the darkest imaginable timeline of Russell Crowe. Like, if Russell Crowe discovered drinking cheap vodka and smoking at birth, and subsisted on grubs and carrion in the Australian outback all his days, and then died in 2010; if his corpse (buried, of course, in an unmarked grave after several…

Steve Bannon looks like he’s doing play by play commentary for the World Holocaust Denial Semi-Finals.

Steve Bannon looks like your mom’s cousin that you’re not supposed to be alone with.

Dave Davies (of Fresh Air): “Bannon, you know - he looks a little unkempt. He might have a little growth of beard. He doesn’t have a tie. His hair isn’t exactly combed. I mean, you know, if one were being unkind, you might say he looks like somebody ready to mix it up. You spent time with him. Is this a cultivated…

Steve Bannon looks like the right wing nut job who is going to dictate policy for the next 4 years because the left smugly made fun of Trump’s appearance instead of running a campaign that appealed to voters who cared more about things that mattered to them than a person’s appearance, many of whom are old and ugly…

Steve Bannon looks like he never even saw the divorce papers coming.

steve bannon looks like a mortician who staunchly refuses to apologize after his necrophilia arrest.

Not only Lyudmila. One of the daughters married a Dutch guy and lives in the Netherlands, far from the family. While the other daughter - the last of the family still in the fold - is a “university administrator” with an official personal wealth of $2 billion. My, my, academia pays well for some (well, for one).

In my mind, Lyudmila told Putin, (while smoking a cigarette and wearing a ushanka) “In the event of my untimely demise, this information will be leaked to the press worldwide.” She slams a Manila envelope onto his desk, drops her cigarette into his glass of vodka and leaves. End Scene.

My great-grandparents were among the many Armenians who escaped Turkey in advance of the genocides - I believe it was in 1909 - and made a new life in America. Syria accepted many Armenian refugees at that time as well.

But hey remember guys we have to be nice to these folks because us alienating them is why they won.

“The president went out of his way to recognize the Holocaust,” spokesman Sean Spicer said defensively in response to the outcry, adding that “by and large he’s been praised for [the statement].”

Don’t buy a fucking word

<EDITED: nevermind. it was a stupid joke in poor taste> Have a silly gif instead.

Handcuffing 5-year-old children. Handcuffing 70-year-old ladies.

“Almost everything went wrong.”

I legitimately thought to myself yesterday - at what point should I take some portion of my savings out of my account and hide it in a mattress?

Nixon didn’t appoint Bork in exchange for a Supreme Court seat. Bork was already solicitor general at the time, and both Richardson’s and Ruckelshaus’s resignations automatically made Bork acting attorney general. Nixon also did not nominate Bork to the Supreme Court. That was Reagan in 1987, 14 years after the…

He appointed Bork, who in exchange for a Supreme Court seat fired Cox. The only reason democracy won out was that Congress stood up for democracy and began impeachment.