is that an ass spatula??!?!

Boudreau’s Butt Paste is pretty good. No powder getting in your lungs. My baby’s never had a diaper rash, plus I even use it on my own asscrack after a bad Indian food night.

Not a lot of time, not enough for a huge mess, but a little time after bath is healthy, you want to let that business breathe if you can!

Which is why I get annoyed at the college campus liberal crowd. So much time and energy is devoted to things like “preferred pronouns” or “cultural appropriation”. Which, sure, fight for that but don’t lose sight of the big picture.

I mean, what more important fighting for minimum wage increase, labor protection,…

Is he...real life? I usually have to step foot in a young adult meeting for recruiting missionaries at a southern baptist church in Alabama to get that level of humbrag.

these NAMES

Cole Haan makes some really lovely bags that cost less than that, and I think that they do have some stores in Canada.

By listening to certain “insiders”?

Indeed....my nearby Ulta is next to Whole Foods. Man, I have to stay out of that shopping center....

Thank you so much for triggering me. Great. Just great.

Existentialism teaches us that, even in limit situations such as the choice you offered, we remain free. Free to kill ourselves. That’s what I would choose.

All kids must bring gifts for Putin.

Photo of the Kremlin’s invitation to American diplomats:

We have to do what Madeleine Davies is doing in this piece and tap into other women’s anger. It won’t wake up every woman. There are too many women, and as a white woman I’m willing to admit it, WHITE women especially who fetishize their tribal privilege, and value it more than their anger. Also evangelical women, and…

This is so good. And mirrors so much of what I feel. Hopeless and angry and just so fucking full of rage at the class of men that I don’t know what to do with myself.

Because they are obsessed with viewing unprotected sex, pregnancy and the child that comes from that as punishment for what they see as moral mistakes. Fuck them, no child should be considered a punishment, no woman should be forced to carry a child for 9 months that they don’t want and no one else should be able to…

Or how you must protect the children but only until they need protection in the form of government aid. The other day I saw someone pull the “abortion is murder” argument and then when someone pointed it that no abortion means children who need welfare support, he said “it’s not my responsibility to pay for your…

but it also inspires things like this guy arguing with a Holocaust Museum. So... good with the bad, ya know?

When did Kim Kardashian turn into Cher?

My teenage sister does that - she takes instagrams of her polaroids. She wears rugby sweaters and velvet chokers, she knows all the words to *NSYNC songs because it’s cool and ironic. Sometimes I just want to shake her and scream ‘LIVE IN THE NOW, GIRL, THE FUTURE IS GREAT’ but what can you do. Youths.