I saw a clip of a ‘rap battle’ she did and now I have to fit the show in rotation!

Your username tho! It's a good one!

Would one of you kids please put up that Inigo Montoya quote? Mom is having trouble.

I’m from Bucks County, west of Feasterville. When I was growing up, there was a local dad who we all stayed away from. His daughters were super nice and all of the local kids warned each another that if you go over to the house to play, stay away from the dad. About 10 years ago he was taken into custody for…

Yeah, so when my friend was being abused by her husband I opened my mouth and told her that I believed her and that she and the kids could stay with me. She left him three times before she left for good. She’s fucking strong. When you say that you are someone’s friend, you tell the truth: that you are worried about…

I’d like Hiddleston to star in a Marvel Universe scene in my bedroom but instead of Bendy, bring Alexander Skarsgard and I’ll be most happy.

Wow, that mug shot does not surprise me one bit. Fucking asshole.

Well damn, Jane. I’ll echo what others have said and say thank you. Thank you for the safe, welcoming place to discuss pretty much anything. I mean, trolls and jerks did comment but mostly the commentariat was learned and enthusiastic. I will miss Millihelen so much. See you at The Toast, lady!

Idk Jane. With that clear coat on they don't look too bad. I picked off my no chip a few weeks ago and yeah. I did trip up the steps chasing my kid back to bed and chipped the shit out of one of my big toe nails; paint, nail and all. I love the way it snags my sheets (so gross).

When is this fuck face going to mind her godmamn business, follow the law and do her job!?! Never. Can she be impeached?!?

My ex-huz has the All-Clad so I know how you feel.

I love that. I have two pieces of this cookware and they are so great; a quince Dutch oven and a red braiser. I want a roaster in that blue!

Well, Rosh Hashanah is around the corner and my people lurve liver. I'll have to check it out.

You do want! It played here on PBS in the 70’s and it’s out on dvd/HD/Blu balls or whatever the hell format the kids use nowadays. Worth the time to watch the series!

Ain’t that the truth! If anyone told me I’d would be sitting next to the toilet while holding my daughter’s hand as she tried to push out a poopie I may not have believed it!

Oy vey!! And I thought my C-section incision was something. Hats off to you for having to cope with all of that. Holy shit.

Full bush like it’s 1974. But that’s b/c I’m too lazy to get waxed. I prefer what the ladies used to refer to as a French bikini wax. Small triangle with waxed labia.

I am so jealous of you rn. So. J. You look great, btw.

That JT pic just scared the shit out of my kid. Thanks, Bobby’s Enemy.

I got 6/10. Just like high school so it’s good to know some things never change!