Proving once again there is a Simpsons reference for literally every occasion

Needs more “Honk if you’re horny” stickers.

I had what I think was a pretty good idea of how to fix Harley for a good long time, but now I honestly think it would have worked a hundred times better about five years ago.

For the people wondering why the car was even allowed to compete in the first place, it’s because it was deemed safe. Often times to get in you just need to pass safety inspection while full conformity with ALL of the rules is only done with the podium finishers, if at all. It saves a lot of time to do it that way, on…

Perhaps we’ll be surprised when the Wrangler-with-a-box comes out as a Scrambler (as expected) and a Ram with a seven slot grill is sold as a Gladiator...

Saw the header pic, assumed it was a David Tracy article.  Imagine my surprise when it was about selling a Jeep instead of buying one.

Yep, this is happening today.

Has anyone checked on Paul Elio lately?  Has he ever been seen in the same room as this Mark Frohnmayer guy?

You had me at 29 horsepower.

Agreed.

I’ll cross my fingers for this to come to Canada, but I won’t hold my breath.

I mean, we really don’t need any discussion after this, right?

I’m weirdly on board with this -ator naming scheme.

All cars above a certain price bracket must have some bonkers elements in them. Sometimes it’s the jarring lines of the body, sometimes ungodly amounts of power, sometimes seats covered in whale penis leather.  This one has bendy spoilers.

This is like the Insurance Institute for Boat Safety’s study that concluded water was wet.

I’ll test it for half of whatever that guy is asking. My methodology:

Speaking of animals imitating JDM tight moves, my brother’s cat drifts around the house.  You can even hear his little toe beans squealing on the hardwood.

You should see the looks when I take my T to the dump.

This guy FTW. I do all sorts of boring errands with my ‘26 Model T and the world has to be a better place because of it.

I remember it clearly. My Golf was only a few weeks old when it got hit by an inattentive driver... with me in it. For about a week after the accident I suffered terribly; I felt slower and more lethargic than those around me, sometimes I was worried I’d lose parts entirely and more than once I wondered if I would…