I genuinely don’t know how I feel about this car and I can’t process that. I feel a lot, but it’s this weird perfect balance of intense hate and love for what’s happened here. Mathematically, it should average out to neutral, but boy are my feelings ever NOT neutral.

I feel like this thing is the spiritual opposite to the stickered-up Dodge van all over the news today.

I mean, technically it’s a van article on Jalopnik.

Not a big Integra fan but would be very interested in any car that ‘Lunges forward as if it was drop-kicked by God.’

No matter what questionable plan of mine my wife chooses to question, I can now point to this article and ask if she’d rather have that.  Thanks Alanis!

The Ford Model T as delivered from the factory has no means of measuring fuel quantity. There are a couple aftermarket gauges and a bunch of aftermarket dip sticks but I decided I didn’t need any of those for mine.

I could rock a retro T-Bird and my wife would be head over heels for it.  You know why I’m okay with it?  Because it only had one generation.  You can clearly see how the Camaro has been pigeon-holed into this “We have to make a new version of a new car that we wanted to look old” situation, and it isn’t pretty.  The…

Citric gets it.

Retro is great, the folks selling them just need to have an exit strategy so that their cars don’t look like failures when people get used to them.

It’s okay to have an obsession, but you need to clean your shit up.

More like Me Gusta, amirite?

I feel like there’s a Torch article in there somewhere.  Like “Let’s make the most counterproductive modifications to your car’s systems.”

You can’t define ‘old’ with numbers and such, it’s a feeling. You just know when your car has become old.

Can you imagine getting in an accident and not only being punched by an airbag but also having it project a colony of live ants at your face?

“Non-functional scoop??!!”

And where would one find the presumably very high-grade porn they rent these things for?

If they want more noise inside, why can’t they just build a crappier car?

Those six were on fire.

For whatever obscene price this things will retail at I’d like my windows to roll up and down not slide fore and aft, thank you very much. I’ll even crank them if I have to.

I can’t quite pin down what it is but the design language of the car has a very upscale feel to it.  I like it.