Yep, this is happening today.

Has anyone checked on Paul Elio lately?  Has he ever been seen in the same room as this Mark Frohnmayer guy?

You had me at 29 horsepower.

Agreed.

I’ll cross my fingers for this to come to Canada, but I won’t hold my breath.

I mean, we really don’t need any discussion after this, right?

I’m weirdly on board with this -ator naming scheme.

All cars above a certain price bracket must have some bonkers elements in them. Sometimes it’s the jarring lines of the body, sometimes ungodly amounts of power, sometimes seats covered in whale penis leather.  This one has bendy spoilers.

This is like the Insurance Institute for Boat Safety’s study that concluded water was wet.

I’ll test it for half of whatever that guy is asking. My methodology:

Speaking of animals imitating JDM tight moves, my brother’s cat drifts around the house.  You can even hear his little toe beans squealing on the hardwood.

You should see the looks when I take my T to the dump.

This guy FTW. I do all sorts of boring errands with my ‘26 Model T and the world has to be a better place because of it.

I remember it clearly. My Golf was only a few weeks old when it got hit by an inattentive driver... with me in it. For about a week after the accident I suffered terribly; I felt slower and more lethargic than those around me, sometimes I was worried I’d lose parts entirely and more than once I wondered if I would…

I genuinely don’t know how I feel about this car and I can’t process that. I feel a lot, but it’s this weird perfect balance of intense hate and love for what’s happened here. Mathematically, it should average out to neutral, but boy are my feelings ever NOT neutral.

I feel like this thing is the spiritual opposite to the stickered-up Dodge van all over the news today.

I mean, technically it’s a van article on Jalopnik.

Not a big Integra fan but would be very interested in any car that ‘Lunges forward as if it was drop-kicked by God.’

No matter what questionable plan of mine my wife chooses to question, I can now point to this article and ask if she’d rather have that.  Thanks Alanis!

The Ford Model T as delivered from the factory has no means of measuring fuel quantity. There are a couple aftermarket gauges and a bunch of aftermarket dip sticks but I decided I didn’t need any of those for mine.