I could rock a retro T-Bird and my wife would be head over heels for it.  You know why I’m okay with it?  Because it only had one generation.  You can clearly see how the Camaro has been pigeon-holed into this “We have to make a new version of a new car that we wanted to look old” situation, and it isn’t pretty.  The…

Citric gets it.

Retro is great, the folks selling them just need to have an exit strategy so that their cars don’t look like failures when people get used to them.

It’s okay to have an obsession, but you need to clean your shit up.

More like Me Gusta, amirite?

I feel like there’s a Torch article in there somewhere.  Like “Let’s make the most counterproductive modifications to your car’s systems.”

You can’t define ‘old’ with numbers and such, it’s a feeling. You just know when your car has become old.

Can you imagine getting in an accident and not only being punched by an airbag but also having it project a colony of live ants at your face?

“Non-functional scoop??!!”

And where would one find the presumably very high-grade porn they rent these things for?

If they want more noise inside, why can’t they just build a crappier car?

Those six were on fire.

For whatever obscene price this things will retail at I’d like my windows to roll up and down not slide fore and aft, thank you very much. I’ll even crank them if I have to.

I can’t quite pin down what it is but the design language of the car has a very upscale feel to it.  I like it.

It’s almost a shame they didn’t go for huge production numbers on these just for the joy of it (and to bring down costs).

To be fair, he does say “or more,” and I guess he doesn’t mention fifteen thousand of what. Dollars? Stolen DVD players?  Gold bars?

You know what? This will decimate all after you put fifteen grand in it or more.  If we have to, overnight parts from Japan.

What an excellent explanation.  Somebody get this guy a poutine.

Canadian here, and I don’t remember a single scrap of advertising for these even though all that would have been during my peak ‘pay attention to and retain shit that doesn’t matter because nothing in your life is truly important yet’ years. I do remember that when I was in high school somebody drove an Asuna Sunfire…

They considered VinFast Diesel but it sounded much 2Furious.