So we’re just talking about the weird seating and not the freaky chain-coupled 8 cylinder engine they wanted to put in this thing? That’s cool, I guess...

“And on that bombshell...”

So the longest lasting vehicles are the ones you typically see pulling camp/horse/boat trailers back and forth across the country? Got it.

I myself am hoping the next million dollar modern classics are beat up Mk.IV Golfs.

I don’t think it would be a good idea for anyone to have a flying car. Except for me, that would be rad.

Dear Lincoln: beige automotive design doesn’t win market share.

Yep, once while waiting on the phone for a work issue to be resolved I commented to a coworker beside me about the general state of clusterfuckery going on at dispatch only to hear, “You’re on mute, not on hold,” come through the line. Whoops.

This would be the perfect car to impress suckers: “Yeah baby, I’ll pick you up in my vintage Ferrari,” except it’s a 2+2 so she can bring a couple friends. Become the classy version of that douchebag in your town with the murdered-out C5 Vette.

A Porsche 356 coupe. In high school they were so cheap and now they’re so... not. Breaks my heart.

I feel about like this. YMMV.

I’m hoping the answer is ‘Modified Mahindra Roxor,’ but I’m not holding my breath.

Weren’t these tires made for lighter short-range delivery vehicles? If I discover I can fit bicycle tires on a motorcycle to save a few bucks is it still Huffy’s fault if they tear apart on the highway?

“I want one, but I want less of it.”

Pro tip: drive like an asshole until the warmed up tires re-inflate themselves.

So a VW manual pasted to the dash, then?

That first one is easy. Look at the way the body tapers at both ends, and how there is no grille. Obviously:

I knew I had seen that boat somewhere...

And you may have trouble convincing people your car is more than an appliance when you’re mostly known for, well, appliances.

He is. He is literally these people.

Looks like it tried to get back to its roots but mixed up K cars with Kei cars.