It’s a real shame, considering Morgan’s rich history

Tailgate theft is a thing? A big thing, even? This isn’t just guys scrapping parts of their own trucks for beer money then throwing in an insurance claim?

Harley needs to foster a new generation of long-term customers and they need to do it yesterday, if possible. Open a new division to be sold through existing dealers and sell bikes with prices down waaaayyyyy low. I mean down to a level that they’re meant to compete with the price of public transit in big cities. Like…

You guys are still wickedly over complicating this. What you want is a small oil lamp at each corner of the car, adjusted for a small, dim flame. At the top of each lamp is a reservoir of flammable blinker fluid which runs through a simple valve to a metered drip onto the small flame. Activating the blinker…

This is probably like the third nicest one that exists and for just 3K. If it’s not a classic by now it probably never will be, but barring the end of gasoline I can’t see this car in this condition ever being available for less money than it is right now.

Take a good look at that face, folks. That’s going to be on your new Bronco.

Counterpoint: no it won’t.

Golf. What you want is a Golf. Kind of ubiquitous but make it a modern Harlequin tribute or something.

They make decals for your garage door that make it look like it’s open. Problem solved.

You know when you love a song and end up listening to it until you hate it?

Draguar = Awesome

One time during last year’s spring thaw there were huge sheets of snow and ice lifting off of vans and trucks on the highway, flipping end over end twenty feet in the air then crashing down and exploding into little fragments. It was like driving in an action movie as I swerved to avoid them!

This guy gets it. I wonder what you could sell that plow for?

I’d like to order mine with a fourth wheel, please. I mean, that would make it an electric hot hatch and I assume give it the power to take over the world.

Well, you’d need an engine that would work upside down, like maybe an electric motor. Then you’d need access to a long tunnel, preferably one you have control over the construction of so that the ceiling can be made super smooth. Unfortunately, to have control over both electric vehicle AND tunnel development you’d…

The pizza box-and-sharpie plate that definitely wasn’t on my car for a couple weeks was much less of a hack job than that.

Just throwing this out there but all of your imaginary cars’ engines should be or should be derived from DKW inline threes. A running gag like that could be huge. As huge as the monument to genuine Saskatchewan sealskin leather!

Tangentially related, but why isn’t the world filled with electric Motocompos? Maybe through some kind of Honda/DeWalt partnership.

“MEB is flexible—rear-wheel drive, front-wheel drive, all-wheel drive—and we have so many emotional concepts. I don’t know if you remember the Kübelwagen. This Thing is a nice car. Then there are all the buggies, the kit cars. We have the bus. We have the various derivatives of the bus. We have so many exciting…

Where would an ordinary person get a sports car to convert to a track car? Yep, it almost certainly has a write-off in its past.