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You’d think they’d do it in a less heavy-handed way. To me, the “Mercedes Presents” actually reduces my respect for the auto maker. Why not just slide some cool branded cars in doing some cool car things and call it a day?

Whistle blowers don’t often go much farther in their fields. Probably best that they take that bit off their resumes.

What next, the World Series leaves the US?

This is the car for people who look at an Ariel Atom and think, “I’d like to be chauffeured places in that.”

So, Mitsubishi Motors?

Why is there a VW grille on the front of a last-generation Camry?

Toyota owns Daihatsu? That would mean having an attractive Scion lineup was even harder to screw up than I thought...

So are we just not going to talk about how the body from the firewall forward is a lighter shade of blue?

CP. The thing about the more common British roadsters is that a total basket case goes for $1500-$2000 while a solid driver starts at like $2200.

I know I’m saying this on the wrong site but it seems to me like this is an opportunity for a Bat Horse. A horse can do all the stuff that our modern Batmobiles have done (going fast enough, jumping over stuff, maybe a rooftop chase) and can also have a personality of its own and become a supporting character (think

Literally nothing.

You guys are lame with your low-stakes world of land transportation. Try being twenty minutes from the nearest airport at 22,000 feet when your “LOL-you’re-fucked-you-have-four-minutes-of-gas-left” light comes on. Things get real busy real fast until you can prove it’s an indication fault.

An obnoxious pimpmobile made out of a classic drift car; what’s not to love?

That car is so awkward looking it could be French!

Dear Mitsubishi, please make an awesome sporty electric halo car. Since recycling old product names is your favourite thing these days and touting no emissions is in vogue you can dig back through your history for the perfect one: the Mitsubishi Zero.

Start-Stop sucks because the rental cars I’ve driven with it suck. It doesn’t really bother me that the car wants to save the world, that’s probably noble. What bothers me is that I somehow almost always trick the car’s logic into changing its mind about shutting down. Like, I come to a stop and the engine gets to

It’ll take some kind of 500hp Hooner Rover!

Feels like this thing’s been skulking around for so long it’s due for a styling refresh.

I don’t want it, but it’s clean and cheap for whatever weirdo collects this stuff. NP.

nobody would agree to race against him, thanks to almost certain fear of defeat. With no challengers willing to take on Eclipse, he was put out to stud.