Man, I love people who self-own through being hilariously inept. You know, pumpkin thieves, thin-skinned vulture capitalist owners of blog sites, those kinds of folks.

Hey, let’s talk about how G/O media are such gutless scum that they took down all of the posts across the kinjaverse about how awful the autoplaying videos are and how to contact the ownership about it.

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

Curt Schilling just DM’ed Drake that he can borrow his ‘97 Ford Thunderbird anytime he’s in town.

Love the Toronto fan reaction:

You should learn to read.

I came into this intrigued by what Lo Duca had to say, and I’m no fan of Country Joe, but they did their homework before suing him, and it sure sounds like he’s full of shit. That begs the question of why he made up something that could be easily verified? Attention? Stupid, if so. And now it’s gonna cost him.

“I am a progressive and charitable member of the community” - Harvey Weinstein Jeffrey Epstein Brandon Taubman

Could you PLEASE stop auto-playing videos? PLEASE?!?!

This is Art telling you all that this is art.

Pfft. If they’re not being chased by roided-up goons, I could care less.

Not the first time 4 shots in 15 minutes have gotten Wayne Rooney in trouble...

I’d love to see this play with commentary by Richard Attenborough:

“It wasn’t nobody from my team.”

Does your wife know he went to Harvard? 

My wife and I have been looking for a spark in the bedroom, and surprisingly it was also Ryan Fitzpatrick. 

Vince Carter is so old, he remembers when the UK handed Hong Kong over to China in 1997!

If he’s comparing himself to Banksy because he also destroys things around him to make his work look good, then I would agree.