Luke-warm take: It’s ok to be annoyed if a guy refuses to shake your hand before the game.

The only thing in this article that I completely believe:

That said, the following are all real:

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The same thing jumped out at me.

Early 2000's Hollywood agent who didn’t appreciate the brilliance of Walking Tall or Major League 2: [fires Rock, Epps]

China: [fires Rockets]

I will forever and ever hate the Hurricanes for what they did to the Sabres in the mid-00's, and existing, when they should be the goddamn Hartford Whalers. But man, that clip of them raising the blood pressure of Don Cherry and Brian Burke warms my heart ever so slightly.

Look out, Alabama!

Um..... *whispers* because it’s literally my job

Stabbed in the Butt cereal is just knockoff Colon Blow.

Ain’t no Cousins apologizing for butt stuff down here.

Khalil Mack was also an unannounced guest when he came in to sack Cousins on air because there was no one who bothered to stop him.

It’s amazing because only athletics get scrutinized like this and have all the byzantine rules in place to fuck over the kids.

You’re all laughing now, but wait until YOUR local Buick/GMC dealership starts paying for endorsements that have zero chance of a positive ROI. Not so funny now, is it?

Oh that’s just great here come the riff-raff from Butthorse Flats.

he surely means here to say Zapruder film

This is the biggest hit I’ve seen laid on a number 11 who couldn’t handle drinks since Phil Simms.

If only all NFL owners had the moral fortitude to just not sign a headhunting sociopath, but let’s be real here. Not like he did something dangerous or distracting like, I dunno, refusing to stand for the national anthem.

An animated show about a horse should not have been the catalyst for me re-examining my depression, co-dependent relationships and finally going to therapy, but it was.