At least they support renewable energy?

The fact that Jorge waited until he was leaving to become a legit Deadspin video star is cowardly and disgusting and I will boycott wherever he goes next by virtue of the fact that I forgot wherever it is he is going and I only read Deadspin.

A new trick I use when having a political discussion: Whenever someone uses a dogwhistle, I do not attack. I do not tell them it’s sexist/racist/whatever. I say “Tell me what you mean by that.” Watch them twist in the wind. It’s great.

Atlanta United regularly draws 70,000+ to each game, despite being a new team in a second-rate league. This is a double bonus for me: I get to watch soccer in a really cool atmosphere, and discuss it as casually as I can discuss football or baseball. PLUS I get to be a soccer-level snooty pud about HOCKEY instead…

I mean... is this just a promotion for the new Bob’s Burgers season? Because that was the S.1 E.1 joke.

Eat this chicken slow, my man... eat this chicken slow. 

There is only one Internet answer: Gritty must adopt Mr. B.

Enjoy yourself obstructing the holes at the extreme end of it, with your other fingers, and try to get a nice fluent sound out of it.

Just here to note that we’re talking about a BOYCOTT, literally deciding to spend our money in places that don’t commit human rights abuses.

Trump Humpers on American Deadspin

Me: Haha, she keeps talking like the early 2000s were a really long time ago

Puig: “Hold my beer.”

He’s been consistent

Let’s be honest: Blue Ivy is already more powerful than all of us.

I attended SU from 2001-2005, so that’s why I presumed it was a direct change. Also, BUTTER SCULPTURES. Also, I just read the Brannock Device Wikipedia entry front to back and will have my company bill you for my lost hours, thanks.

All these minor league teams giving themselves weird, super-localized names, and then Syracuse changes their name FROM the SkyChiefs TO the Mets (as if Syracuse could be described as “metropolitan”)? Check out this bitchin’ logo!