Counterpoint: First Lady Rosario Dawson

Good god, they really came out of the woodwork for this one... Love ya, Lauren, and fuck these burner accounts that are somehow getting un-greyed.

a huge move in keeping the superstar D from hitting the market.

Abandoning and isolating parts of the country that we don’t agree with strikes me as a dangerous response.

In my book we won

I’m honestly shocked that, of all the shit-stirring you all did in the last two weeks, it was the “aliens are here” crew that actually turned out in force. Boston fans really surprising me today. And no, Dan, I am not a Bruins.

I swear this comment was not showing on my screen before I made my own.

Headlines are temporary; permalinks are forever.

GIVE IT ALL TO PLANNED PARENTHOOD

SEX BOB-OMB FOREVER

C’mon man, “AND RENT A CHEVROLET” was right there without ruining the rhyme or rhythm schemes.

In hockey, it’s either a save or a goal. Shots that miss the net entirely (or even ones that hit the post) aren’t counted to my knowledge and certainly aren’t considered a normal stat.

St. Louis out-shot the Bruins 11–6 the rest of the way, and held Boston to just one shot on goal.

TORONTOSAURUS REX

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Forget it son... you’re Ore-gone.

They swarmed like hornets and rained pucks on goal like hellfire.

Dražen Petrović I presume?

Anybody who has first-10-rows seating with a perfect view at a Game 7 and is watching that shot on the fucking Jumbotron should be banned from all sporting events for life.