That is one great ass catch.

read whatever you want man

You don’t know what you’re talking about. I hate you from reading this comment you have left. If you could see my body language right now, you would get the feeling that I’m repulsed, saddened, and horrified from the way I have bent myself into a pretzel while sobbing and spanking my own ass at the same time. Email,…

This is the funniest shit I’ve seen all year.

By the way, there’s a whole lot of people out there bitching that the new movie is too much like the first Star Wars movie

Yes, how dare she, as a woman, be multi-dimensional and have multiple thoughts at once. shame.

This is why whenever I need to get some food, I just go to the supermarket and hang out by the checkout. I get to be in close proximity to people who have food, which is the same as having it, yourself.

I appreciate your call for consideration, but I don’t think the idea that we non-drinkers consume more liquids faster is accurate. It’s just as easy to sip something that doesn’t bite back.

The tears are so salty. I vote for Undertale not because I think it’s the greatest game of all time, but because I don’t think Final Fantasy 7 and Zelda:OOT are the greatest games either.

Neither of you two’s comments seem like any fun.

And then Drew ran back up stairs to bed before his parents caught him and grounded him for watching football on a work night. When he got to bed, he wrapped himself in his blanket and sobbed himself to sleep.

That isn’t what he said. (Or at least the way I see it) “He is astonishingly well-read”, not “It is astonishing that he is well-read”

Because he’s an athlete. Why are you creating a false narrative that this insightful comment is somehow politically incorrect? Did you read his passage in the aforementioned column? It was brilliant. The question was, why do people not talk about Kareem the scholar? And your idiotic and inane response was, why is…

Don’t compare Trump to a paragon of trash-monsterism like Oscar. It’s called a garbage CAN, not a garbage CANNOT

It’s a false comparison. I don’t think we should ignore Trump because he’s bad, I think we should ignore Trump because his power *ONLY* comes from his media presence. Shitstains like Westboro Baptist and Isis and whateverthefuck else actually have ideologies and deeply held religious beliefs, however twisted and…

I’d love to respond to this, but I can’t figure out any way to reach you.

As-is, bitches!

“Moderate” is slowly becoming extinct in the Right.

One day, I was walking to school and I started to think about what I wanted to see today. WIthin thirty seconds, I came up with it. It was boobs. And then bam! There's a girl. She's got some boobs on her, whaddaya know! And there's another one! And another! And a dude but we don't care about dicks right now. And…