April 15th is a Saturday this year. I’d love to have protests across the country demanding release.

Seems like a good idea to me.

Guys, I can’t unsee this

Not like the drunk girl who’s been sobbing in the bathroom.

My favorite thing about this election is that the same people who always bitched that Obama was soft on Putin are now enthusiastically supporting a guy who is openly sucking his dick. Excuse my language.

Like “we can’t write that part. it’s too obvious and stupid.” crazy.

The public may not care, but I can assure you that the career federal employees that spend their lives trying to advance America’s interests care. Particularly the people in the IC he has spent the past 2 months eviscerating.

Actually, he just typed “FIF” and before he could go any further, Google’s autocomplete did the rest.

“So let’s talk about the time you investigated the corrupt Blatter.”
“Actually, if you read the report, it wasn’t corruption. He actually paid them to do that.”

He uncovered the corruption at FIFA via the secret spy method of Googling “FIFA + Corruption”.

National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

This is her 9th arrest in Charlotte County and the bride says that they are no longer friends.

Closest thing would be Attack Pack from the 90's. Had a few of these as a kid.

I don’t even care how the hell they will fit Alpha Flight into the MCU...

My favorite so far today.

She’s there, in person, and didn’t learn what that wall represents.

What a bimbo. She DOES know that the Berlin Wall came down in 1989, right? She remembers Saint Ronbo taking credit for it? Gurl, that wall don’t work. That is an ex-wall.

I...figured he’d be dead, so no, this isn’t want I thought would happen.

8Booth? Reminds me of another Booth who jumped and broke his leg...