Sorry for being sincere in the Jalopnik comments, but my love of the 1st gen Prelude is tangled in family history and a father who knew how to manage aerospace projects but cratered when it came to being a dad or a decent husband.

It has long been true that civilization is fragile and really only works if we all follow the rules and those who don’t are held accountable.  Most people didn’t realize that till they saw what Trump was able to get away with.  They learned that you don’t always get penalized for just doing whatever the hell you…

Isn’t that question covered by bird law?

They have so much saved that I won’t have to take care of them myself until the final 10, maybe 15, years of their lives!

I saw a pretty good argument in favor of “plus nuts” when I was researching roof rack options. I’ve never tried either, though.

Fitbit knows when you masturbate. 

Kevin Costner has gills.

Damnit david!

You know, I have to imagine panel gaps are a pretty serious issue on a roof.

1. Get rid of weeds

LOL! I mean, it’ll probably run for all of 30 seconds before the plastic finds a way to rust out.

Wow, that’s an even worse thing to happen to a parking garage than a U-Haul.

It’s like that, man. One second you’re chilling in a rooftop pool, the next you’re underwater in your Volkswagen.

I would listen to this on a loop for four hours over watching Justice League.

This is why the video evidence of my assorted crimes won’t hit YouTube until after I’m dead.

“Okay. So, ten out of ten for style, but minus several million for good thinking, huh?”

So that time I blew out my flip flop was really the oligarchy oppressing me and alienating my labor?

That ship was three days from retirement!

There should be a two tiered driving license.

For some, literally anything to the left of unchecked capitalism is “socialism.”