There's a particular vocabulary of outrage that most politicians speak surrounding 9/11. Omar chose not to speak it on one occasion, and disingenuous people took it as an opening to attack her. That's all this is.

The real way to remember the victims of 9/11 is for the “True Patriots” to skip memorials while others attend to hold a secret vote.

She is an awful person. But I find myself in a quandry: does her awfulness totally negate how spectacular that picture is? Is it because her awfulness is so clearly dwarfed by Dotard 45 and his awfulness?

Yeah, the whole idea that she doesn’t love being First Lady is laughable. She could leave. She chooses not to. 

Melania Trump is an awful person.

their previous tubing experience must have been limited to indoor circular waterways. (they actually do exist)

One girl told him she thought the river just circled around and you’d float back to your original spot.

I’m wondering why he bothers rescuing them. Seems like that part of the herd needs to be thinned. Also ... that is hilarious, thanks for sharing.

“So we beat on, tents against the current, borne ceaselessly into the past.”

I have a friend who regularly saves drunk weekend tubers after they’ve floated downstream and into the Arizona desert. One girl told him she thought the river just circled around and you’d float back to your original spot. You can’t make this stuff up.

“He wasn’t rich in love or in friends but he was rich enough in cash to buy this overpriced, floating deathtrap.”

Dude’s built a career on spending other people’s money and stiffing contractors, he ain’t gonna change now!

Mr Crockett..you forget to complete your title. So I’ll do it for you. After the words Security Fund. The following sentence should have read...And nobody can or will do anything about it ! Trump does what and when he wants. Democrats control nothing in Washington. The Republklans control Congress and they are having…

I’m no business owner and I’ve never run a city, but I’ve been on the streets and if a sucka burns you for a couple of bucks, seems kind of stupid to just keep handing him work knowing you aren’t going to get your money back.

Orange Foolius turned a non-partisan celebration of the nation's independence into a tacky ass campaign rally. Why the fuck should taxpayers pay any of it. Next time don't pay for shit. No overtime approvals to guard the next rally. No security no police escorts, nothing!

I fly through ATL quite often. It’s a great airport to connect through (or maybe that’s me being extremely lucky and never having had major problems at this airport...to be fair, I tend to book my layovers long enough to account for slight delays).

Whats terrifying is having a 30 minute layover and having to rely on the Plane Train to get you across the airport in time to make your flight.

They can’t.. because if they removed all the bad cops, then there wouldn’t BE a police force.

I could be wrong, but I thought Meghan was pro choice like her father. It would be in keeping with her contrarian, err, I mean “maverick” persona to break from the GOP on its most hotbed issue, not to mention bolster her perpetual misfit narrative. 

It’s really REALLY hard to be the self proclaimed Princess of Arizona, you guys.