Big breasted with multiple hooks and I have always hooked it from the back.  Maybe once or twice a year I mess up the hooks and have to fix.  Once you do it it isn’t that difficult.  I have never considered doing it from the front and twisting.  It just feels so wrong.

Is she though? Do you also get in your driver’s seat by entering through the passengers side door? Cause that’s what this spinning bra trick sounds like.

I pay too much for my bras to tug them, so, no thank you. Doing that stretches out the band over time, meaning I have to replace them more frequently.

I’ve got big boobs, my bras have minimum 3 rows of hooks. You just pick one to do first then follow down the row. Plus with big boobs stretching out the band and straps is way more of an issue, and doing the front hook and spin puts more pressure on the whole bra, which means they won’t last as long.

Hmm, I use 3-4 hooks, (big bewbs 4 eva)... Rotator cuff injury on one shoulder. I think I’m in the middle of the blue and red techniques? Hook around back (late 40s so muscle memory ftw?), bend over, jostle into place... Tuck in the sides, adjust nipple placement, and good to go!

flabbergasted to see so many jezebel writers who i respect stanning for blue method. megan is right

Mine are all 3 or 4 hooks and I do em up in the red style everytime. No issue.

That’s the only legit reason.

I’m 45 and got my boobs at 14 so I win! Megan is 100% correct! Just reach around and hook it in the back like a grown up.  I will gladly die on my hills.

congrats to us for knowing HOW BRAS WORK 

If you can easily swing your bra around like that you are probably wearing too big a band size. The majority of the support is supposed to come from the band!

But what about.....rug burn? I don’t even know, spinning a bra around sounds inSANE. Especially if you have big ones that require extra strength brassieres.

thank you for bravely standing up for what’s right!!!!!!!!!!

I put my bra on in the Red fashion, but only because the Blue fashion becomes impossible once you have the tiniest drop of moisture on the skin where the band lies.

Seriously with the tooth brushing!  My 5-year old nephew was sleeping over a couple weeks ago, bedtime rolls around and I’m like “Ok kids, time to go brush your teeth” and he, with a straight goddamn face, tells me “My mom says I don’t have to brush my teeth”.  I just lauphed and politely told him I didn’t give a shit.

When I was little, I would rub a small amount of toothpaste on my tongue to beat the breath smell test, and it worked. There were layers and thought put into the lie.

As a former high school goth and current member of the target market for this I’d like to say Fairuza Balk was a revelation and this is unnecessary.

Yeah, I’m naturally inclined to loath the very idea of this but I’m trying to bite my tongue lest I come across as a crybaby Ghostbusters kind of person. Raging on the inside though!

AAAAAAHHHHHH, MY CHILDHOOD!!! <throws adult man-baby food from high chair>

Gotta disagree hard on this one. IMO Jagged Little Pill holds up as a top 10 90s album. It’s a viscerally angry album and Alanis is SO GOOD at getting her emotions across.