As I said elsewhere, anyone NOT offended by that ad is already voting for Kemp

Je-sus, that robo call. Who is that supposed to convince? That’s so outrageously offensive. Do they honestly think that’s going to convince a conservative fence-sitter or an honestly undecided voter to vote for the Republican? Christ, this ignorance is gayroller literally unbelievable.

Bill has always been the “sweep it under the rug” secret of our side of the political spectrum... he was the white Obama of his era, charming and charismatic, used as a follow-up to a curmudgeonly old republican. He worked well at the time, in a climate where democrats shamed Anita Hill just as much as republicans,…

I’m not a gym fan, and tend to work out at home or take dance classes. Despite that, I have a few home work outs that have a high dread factor (fucking burpees!) They are some of my best workouts for cardio and strength training though, so I’ve learned to make a deal with myself: if I make it through the first 10…

I’ve never understood that either! Between getting to the gym, changing, showering, drying hair, etc. you get about five minutes of actual workout.

Okay. I gotta ask, because I hear about this working out at lunch thing and I have no idea how people do it. How on earth do you work out during lunch? I’m not trying to be mean - I just really want to know what you do for a living and how you manage to do this on the regular mail Assuming you get an hour’s break, how…

You know what? Looking at both pics. More presidents should wear tan suits

Are you really very ugly? I’m always intrigued when people claim this. I mean most people are...just normal looking, very very few people are actually ugly. What makes you ugly?

I honestly don’t like the Justin’s peanut butter cups, I wanted to, but nope. I love the Reese’s peanut butter cups, I don’t care what you all say. Also, Dove has a good chocolate peanut butter candy.

Pumpkin in a pumpkin!

The wine bottle in a Target bag is a nice touch. She must do a lot of babysitting or other activity where she sees these creatures in the wild

Little farts is Carol the Monster. 

The only reason I keep my maple syrup in the fridge is so the ants don’t get too curious. -.-

I remember being shocked when I saw eggs in the bread aisle of the grocery store when I studied abroad in London.

i don’t know - you read is as a teen and it doesn’t seem so wrong.  You read it as an adult and you realize just how fucked up the whole situation is.

I personally love the gothic shitshows also known as the works of V.C. Andrews, so I would say yes. But it does depend on how much you enjoy reading about some real fucked-up shit that will also give you conflicted pantsfeelings.

*cough* michael fassbender *cough*

THANK YOU. I am so SICK of hearing about the size of Kim Kardashian’s waist and how happy she is to be x pounds. It’s iNSANE. I cannot believe that in 2018 that is allowed to be on air and she doesn’t think before she says shit. The last interview I scrolled past with her, the HEADLINE listed her weight, and it made…

Talking about the older Kardashians here but it’s my experience as a middle aged lady that wealthy women who have traded on their physical appearance really start to panic as they get older And by panic I mean as their faces age they start to control what they can. They get superskinny, buy new boobs, do all sorts of…

I only know the Kardashians from Jez and maybe Buzzfeed.