I definitely felt that way. But that’s just what you have to do if you want to breast feed and have a job. Or even for stay at home moms- if you want to ever be able to be away from your baby for more than 3 hours at a time.

I don’t even want to talk to anyone until I have brushed my teeth. Half the time I’m basically still unconscious and I’m brushing my teeth already. What on earth is wrong with people?

Well I know how sniffy the critics get about Call the Midwife. One of the best dramas out there, but it’s about women and babies not politics or murder so it gets dismissed. There is nothing wrong with something that makes you an emotional wreck!

For me it’s mostly Baby Boomers. Older White woman on the same job ends her sentences by rubbing your lower back. Another one put her leg on my desk and said “Feel that. Smooth as a baby.” Things must have very been different back then...

That time he tried to breathe out of water:

I’m white and I really don’t get why anyone would think it’s ok to touch anyone’s hair (or any other part of their body) at all, stranger or not. I...just.... it’s not something that would ever even cross my mind. But, now being on my second pregnancy and once again being subjected to people thinking it’s totally ok…

If I had to hazard a guess, I’d probably guess that you weren’t raised under a rock ... you’re probably just white. But, trust, this is SOOOO a thing; like, it’s been written about in mainstream publications like USA Today a thing. I’m pretty sure it’s not that obscure.  My recommendation:  go tell five white people…

Call me an innocent babe raised under a rock but is this a common problem because it seems a bit nuts.

Last weekend I was at the San Diego zoo. (Pictured below: Actual documentary footage of me at the zoo.) And I was thinking about this very topic.

That is 100% Kevin’s own bacon.

(Not sure the way I have written this makes sense but...) Some of the cities I have lived in businesses would hire off-duty police for security, traffic control*, etc., through the city and the officers would have to be in full uniform.

Jesus Christ, put down the phone, you asshole. 

Stunt cocks are common.

Psychologists I know are saying that it’s not that he doesn’t know how it’s pronounced, it’s that he is suffering from some sort of brain damage, dementia, aphasia, etc., so he can’t say it.

I don’t understand this mindset at all. He’s cheating? He’s a big jerk? Divorce him and take him for all he’s worth! Aside from the immorality of murder, why would you risk being jailed or executed? Okay, you hate him - you can hate him safely from afar and enjoy gouging him for all the alimony you can get. People are…

Absolutely. Plus, I’m sure his royalties dried up when the reruns stopped airing (and rightfully so; I’m just saying).

A life without cheese is not a life worth living.

I would rather eat delicious fancy-ass cheese now than see my 90th birthday. Idgaf.

Milk as a beverage by itself is really gross. 

For sure. My husband was saying he now understand why he loves listening to the janitor when he is dust mopping.