This is why I, as a hetero woman, can’t look at hetero porn anymore. I keep seeing things mid act that make me squint at the screen and roll it back six times like... did she really consent to that?

I actually saw this movie this weekend; normally it’s 100% not a movie I would ever see in the theaters but my friend and I had a rare spur of the moment adventure and (we’re both moms to young toddlers) and decided this would be a great, mindless way to spend an afternoon.

Nope, I always have to wash my hair. Even if it looks clean when I go to bed? Greasy in the morning. If I know I’m going to the gym I won’t wash it and just spray it full of dry shampoo, but most of the time I have to wash.

I will take every opportunity presented to me to rage about her hideous fucking dress. I can still feel my disappointment like a knife!

Also, Blane was a dick. And misspelled.

Aside from the grossness of trading Caroline off for a pair of chonies, I never even understood why we were meant to root for Sam and dislike Caroline. Because Caroline’s... blonde? Because she has the guy that Sam wants? One of the things that struck me as an adult was that Caroline’s actually really nice*; she even…

There are definitely huge problems in most of his movies. But in most I can still ignore it and see the enjoyable parts.

I just came to the realization late last year that the entire “I’ll let you take Caroline home” trade-off is so incredibly awful, and of course I realized this after I had already shown “Sixteen Candles” to my 14-year-old son and his best friend.

What astounds me is how OK we were ... how OK I have been ... with this…

Hahahaha. Not invited to the cookout will forever make me laugh.

I can barely watch ‘Sixteen Candles’ anymore because of the drunk girlfriend scene. My love of Jake Ryan has taken a bit of a hit, too. And I feel guilty for laughing when the grandpa describes what Long Duck Dong (um...) was wearing when he disappeared and then says “no, he’s not retarded”. But, this movie holds a…

I’m an adoptee...54 yrs old now. I always knew I was adopted, but never had any kind of interest in knowing my birth family. My parents passed away in the 90's and after a while, I thought about trying to find them. Internet searches were no real help, the the wife got me a DNA thing for Father’s Day last year. Long…

I don’t buy the expense thing. Kids are fucking expensive. An IUD is like...a hundred bucks, tops? I forget what I’d have paid without insurance. And it lasts for 3-5 years. I know some people can’t use hormonal birth control, but for them, there’s the copper one, and the number of people who can’t use *any*…

I’m originally from Kentucky, and as much as it pains me to say this (because I so badly want my home state to be better than it is), you are absolutely spot-on.

It’s all fine and well to be pro-life, but when you’re on your seventh child by the time you’re in your mid-20s, and cannot afford to adequately care for even…

Reading that entire section left my face contorted. He simultaneously talks smack to her about “see you next year” and she says she is afraid of surgery to prevent pregnancy just before or just after she gets her belly cut open to take a baby out. WTF?

OR A FUCKING TUBAL DURING HER C-SECTION?

THIS. Even if they’re going to stubbornly continue to vote for fucking Republicans who don’t give two fucks about their poverty, even if they’re going to continue to be anti-abortion....why oh why oh why don’t they just use birth control? I truly do not understand.

How!!

Same. On the face of it, to someone unfamiliar with them, ASMR videos probably seem cuckoo-bananas but damn if they don’t help me relax.

Bingo! I couldn’t help but notice her teeth don’t seem to have any long term affects of this. I got the impression that this was a set up between her and her man. And that made me super uncomfortable because involving other people unwillingly in your fetish is fucking gross.

It’s hard to tell why I find this so much more objectionable to say a baby blanket. One reason might be that I don’t truly think this is a long-term habit. Her teeth would show that. I have this weird, and truly disgusting feeling, that it’s a fetish for her older boyfriend.

There’s nothing wrong with drinking some warm milk, sweetened or flavored however you like.