I’m so goddamn sick of this. What’s more disgusting than the actual murder of children is that this is going to happen over and over and over again. Nothing will be done. Not just because politicians (on both sides of the aisle) are bought and paid for by the NRA, but because there’s no overwhelming public demand for…

I’m guessing my current method of hanging 3 dresses inside of each other on one hanger, to avoid having to think about where I can buy more hangers, does NOT promote a positive feeling of well-being?

Do you thank your shit for fulfilling its purpose in your life before you chuck it? Because that is IMPORTANT TO THE METHOD.

I’ve never understood why we settled for “jumping the shark” when it’s obvious the phrase should be “adopting cousin Oliver.”

OK, so my theory is that they’ve definitely gotten it on in the past, probably as teens or in their early 20s. Because I think it’s absolutely impossible to maintain that kind of tension for a decade without acting on it at some point. Which explains the current sexual tension even if they aren’t ‘together’ anymore.

They should just reboot “Office Space” featuring the stapler as the main character. Where did it come from? Who purchased it? How did fall into Milton’s hands? Is it from this dimension? Must see TV.

I’m so glad that Neutral By Nature’s nihilist rap career never really took off.

My rescue corgi and I also do the hide-between-cars routine when we see other dogs! We work one-on-one with a trainer to and he is an all-around angel except for when he sees other dogs. We passed by another corgi in the neighborhood once and warned it’s owners and they just said “don’t worry, ours is mean too!” and…

I am like the perfect customer. Rarely if ever return anything. I’m from the school of “you bought it you keep it” mindset.

I’ve never understood how anyone could have the audacity to return boots they’d worn for years and expect brand new ones. I always cringe when people discuss it online. I’d be humiliated.

What I find befuddling is that she executed her EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ANIMAL. What in the ever living fuck? How can a person say they need this creature for emotional support and then murder it? Makes no sense. Fucking people.

Disturbed?

Not a mean bone in his body.  

Yeah I had a Chihuahua Corgi mix that I absolutely adored and he was amazing when I first adopted him. Slowly he started to hate strangers, then started to hate everyone else too. He only liked me, one of my friends, and another friend and her husband but he wanted to kill everyone else. Even people he knew from the…

Really, the only reason we have kids is to embarrass and/or hassle them relentlessly once they get to a certain age. Mine’s 18 and hideously embarrassed by us daily. GOOD TIMES! Keep up the good work!

My daughter has Down Syndrome. She’s a-fucking-mazing. And super cute. We found out from early pre-natal testing, and for five minutes, I did consider aborting and trying again. But I knew that I couldn’t be that person who ran away from something challenging. And after all, she was my baby.

My life’s work, is people with disabilities. I love them. More than oxygen. I would never, ever, ever have an abortion due to a disability. I know how wonderful life can be when they’re in it.

I don’t think it is hypocritical. However as the mother of a 3 year old with epilepsy I just wanted to say that there are absolutely no guarantees that your child is going to be healthy despite all the genetic testing you may do. There are plenty of very serious conditions that there are no tests for (unless perhaps…

I have a son with Down syndrome and I have very conflicted feelings about this. My son is amazing and he is perfect the way he is. I strongly believe in the right to choose, at the same time it breaks my heart that people see my son as a liability as someone who requires so much sacrifice. As a parent of two children,…

Move to Ohio where it is now illegal to abort your Down’s baby. Problem solved!