See... no. I have to use a combo of big girl sleep aides (ambien) and ASMR videos. I draw a huge distinction between those and a baby bottle. Some of the videos are weird, maybe, but they are not infantile... like a bottle. I’m I just defending myself?

I live in California. The fact that he didn’t get into Long Beach is making me want to cry. Who the hell are they taking if they aren’t taking this kid with a 4.1? It’s a good school, but it’s not on par with the UC’s....

I’m obsessed with miniatures, still have my very detailed and accurate dollhouse at 38 on display. This sounds so intriguing, miniatures, and murder!!

I have a nanny, and maybe laws in other states are different, but we pay her as an employee. No under the table crap. We pay taxes, etc. She gets sick days, vacation, and when she works more than her proscribed hours, we pay her for those. I guess I’m in the minority? This was a hard issue for me. My nanny is white,…

I agree. As a huge VPR fan, I thought I’d check this one out. I watched one episode, it was enough.

I agree too. While I absolutely support the rights of consensual sex workers to ply their trade, I’ve seen the damage trafficking has on children. Its unfortunate that consensual workers might get hurt by this, but we need to do something to protect trafficked children.

Oh honey! I’m so sorry. 4 weeks? God, my day job is making me want to ask you all kinds of questions. Like, what state are you in and where do you work, and ugh, that’s shit!

I wish I lived in New York so I could vote for her.

I had to put my dear kitty down two weeks ago. She was 18 and the most affectionate cat. However, we could not sleep with her. She decided that walking around, purring and head butting were preferable to sleeping. She’d settle for maybe 10 minutes before she’d start talking. Annoying. I miss the hell out of her though.

My son is 8 months old. I’ll admit it, I cried when I found out. I wanted another girl. I just assume my daughter would be closer to a sister, I had the I don’t know what to do with a boy thoughts, etc. But at this phase, as a baby, you really don’t even think about it. He’s so cute, and so much more clingy to me than…

So glad I’m not alone. My second is a boy, he’s 8 months old and the cutest thing ever. I looked at my husband the other day and said “so like, how do we make sure he’s not a rapist?” It’s hard!!!

I love Joanna’s recaps. She has the most delightful voice. When she say’s “hello there are spoilers in THIS!!” it makes me cackle.

I think we’re married to the same man.

There is one that never went to the theaters, and is still one of my favorite movies, called Still Breathing. It’s a romantic movie, not a comedy, but just well acted, intriguing story, and he did it not long after he did George of the Jungle, so he looked incredible. Great movie. Everyone should watch.

Nope. Both my kids were ugly as newborns. I’ll say it. When people complimented them I had to say, you don’t need to lie to me, it’s ok. I feel bad, but one looked like a snapping turtle and the other looked like an 80 year old man.

No, they are, but these baby feet are not so cute... they are unusually unattractive baby feet. My babies feet are the cutest. Even at birth they looked like chubby rectangles.

There is something to this. Its like, creating stomach discomfort does it. I was 5 days late and had take out with a friend, fetuccini alfredo, it incidentally gave my husband serious stomach issue, and gave me heinous heartburn. Water broke the next morning.

She is. She seems uncomfortable too. Its weird. Like forced. Also, I feel so old. WTF is a “beauty influencer?” I mean, i know what those words mean but what is it? And this makeup isn’t makeup people wear. These are people who are into costuming or like makeup for movies, not real makeup the average person would…

My best friend is a teacher and she said the last thing she’d want to do is have to worry about the goddamn gun. Is it in her desk drawer? Is it in a safe? Is the school district going to pay her to go out to Range and practice shooting? Is she supposed to keep it on her person? What if one of her several emotional…

I have one pair of yoga pants I’ve owned for years. I wear them all the time to work out it. I went to a new gym with my youngin coworker, I was the only person there wearing yoga “pants.” I felt ancient. I went to Old Navy and bought myself some “leggings.”