hAHAHA this is great, I once found a internet meme with a bunch of words put into convoluted form. I think my favourite was the word for kitten being “cat puppy”

edt: omg I found it. BIRD LEAF

One of the best things I heard, and this was actually in the context of travelling not sex, was “When you get intoxicated, you put your safety into the hands of others.” Do you trust the person you’ve now handed your safety over to? I travel internationally and alone sometimes, I do NOT have more than a couple drinks…

for us problem drinkers (who these columns are mostly aimed at) yeah, it causes things IMO. it goes beyond aiding us to make shitty choices. once we have alcohol (and/or drugs) in our systems we do things completely out of character that we would never, ever do while sober. to me, that’s causing it.

The point is that this constant focus on the behavior of victims (women) of this particular crime (rape) is actively damaging the prosecution and perception of this crime and encouraging the perpetuation of this crime. Yes, crime victims who were intoxicated at the time could have been less vulnerable had they been…

Then don’t. If you really don’t want to, don’t.

Yeah, I remember the uproar when Yoffe put out an article in which she implied that maybe college girls should think twice about getting majorly wasted since it makes you an easier target. She was promptly lambasted by legions who insisted that women shouldn’t have to modify their behavior, that rape is the fault of…

This line of reasoning boggles my mind. Especially when you look at Renee in Bridget Jones Diary, where she was plump or whatever. Her body is still tight and there’s no way I look half as good carrying that extra weight as she did in that movie. That woman - even when she’s supposed to be a 4.5- is not. Whatever…

There is a show already about the area...

Well, as someone who stopped shaving, I’m pretty sick of everyone telling me I’m unhygenic/gross/ugly/smelly and lazy because I have hair. I’m also tired of seeing dudes (who probably wouldn’t go down anyway) claim any hair on a woman is the reason they won’t eat her out.

My pediatrician told me once that pumping and dumping was really only necessary if I was taking something like chemotherapy drugs. Everything else is in SUCH diluted levels that it truly barely matters as long as you wait it out. (within reason, obviously, and I doubt she meant cocaine but you know what I mean.)

If it got your infant into such a state that she would need to go to the ER, I would expect it to make news.

Depends how much you drink, the alcohol breastmilk content is equal to your blood alcohol content. So if your Bl/A content is 0.08 your breast milk is 0.08. Also it takes your body 30 minutes to absorb the booze so if you drink just one glass of wine while breastfeeding (and avoiding eye contact with any Mrs Lovejoy…

You know, there’s all kinds of situations where a child is taken away from their parents for reasons that are questionable or seemingly unnecessary.

This is not one of those times. Seriously, get that baby out of there. These people need help.

I’ve maintained this since reading the book in high school: Christopher McCandless was a stupid, naive, unprepared dink who thought he could piss in Nature’s face and get away with it. He got lucky a few times, but sooner or later if you don't respect Nature it will kill you dead.

She should receive that message because it’s true. She was a totally unremarkable applicant who gave the university no reason to want her, and who rejected their offer to admit her as a sophomore if she proved herself elsewhere first. That’s a very nice deal: it’s basically the chance to build her deficient resume at…

I see a lot of faces of white privilege who are too young and sheltered to understand what the real world entails. I guarantee the hardest thing any of them has faced was not getting the date she wanted to the prom.

It looks like a fascinating book, and the responses from some of the critics blows my mind. I hate to be that person. I can’t help but think that if she were a white man, her face would have been plastered all over the press after the book’s publication, and she’d be called a hero. But the book got mishandled from the…

My reaction when I logged on today

Welcome to your close to mid 30s. It’s very interesting here where all the geriatric aged women wait...for something.

like i care. i don’t wanna be a manager anyway. i need to have time to make babies. if i don’t have them by 32, it’s never gonna happen because my womb will basically have tumbleweeds rolling around in there. and no man will want me if i can’t have kids, so what do i need extra income for? if no man wants me, i don’t…