No, the problem was he didn’t keep his murdering of Odin Loki.

“Oh I just love your muted Earth-tone top. I’m too much of a summer to pull it off myself, though.”

I bet the highlighter circler is old enough to have used faxes with thermal paper. Back in the day, anything you actually highlighted on thermal paper would turn completely black within a matter of weeks, thereby destroying the exact data you thought was so important in the first place. So you quickly learned to…

He’ll say it was 8, but it was really more like 5.

“How many students said I exposed myself?” said Sharkey.

I can’t speak for the rest of you, but here’s my list:

This not a month after we spent all day laughing at the Tyler cops for not recognizing Ricky Williams.

I’m still surprised that with his background, they’re trying him out at DH and not converting him to a pitcher. His throwing arm already has years of experience hitting corners.

Tebow, by contrast, looks exactly like someone who learned how to hit by looking really intensely at a pile of baseball cards and working backwards from there.

27 years is a long time to let your imagination run wild.

I know! People is a WEEKLY magazine.
Silly Drew.

You can’t get so fiery this early. This is bananas, Foster.

Ken Rosenthal is a good baseball media person, but for goodness’ sakes, writing “pain-staking” rather than “painstaking” (which, if you were going to hyphenate, you would render as “pains-taking,” because what the hell does it mean to stake pain?) is a depressing-as-shit mistake.

That building has slain more birds than Alfie.

I don’t think you’re really grasping the broadness that’s meant by “fetishizing black bodies” then. Fetishization of black bodies is as old as the transatlantic trade, at least. As other commenters have pointed out, this is part of the genius of the movie—racism doesn’t necessarily manifest in the ways that you think…

keep going, I’m almost there

I think it’s easiest explained with a baseball metaphor.

Libya for one. Drone strikes. Escalation in Syria.

Typical Republican: making claims you can’t actually back up with sources. Sad!