Why does everybody think the foul-any-pitch guy walks every time? If you get a walk, that means you don’t swing four times. All the opposing pitcher has to do is throw you two heaters down the middle to get the first two foul balls and then nibble the corners hoping to get a called third strike when you don’t swing at…

strangulation is an especially serious form of domestic violence and a major risk factor for homicide. being a victim of non-fatal strangulation increases the risk of being a murder victim by 7 times.

You speak of the legend of Mr. Koo, who shall never be forgotten.

I DEMAND THE RETURN OF THE BARTOLO COLON-O-METER

Nice smugshot.

If I had to wager a guess, progressives (the ones that are really causing the stink in the Democratic Party) initially thought Obama would be the one that finally turned the presidency and the country left. When that didn’t immediately happen, they petulantly abandoned the effort, and decided, “Okay... at least it’ll…

That’s thing that always gets me about those dudes. They take the attitude of “Not only does this not bother me, I reeealy don’t give a shit that it does bother you” and then stand around and act shocked when that attitude gets doors closed in their face.

This is opportunity to remind people that the disabled are quite vulnerable to sexual violence (“Among adults who are developmentally disabled, as many as 83% of females and 32% of males are victims of sexual assault.”), and, due to their perceived position in society, they are often ignored or disbelieved when they…

No, and if somebody wants to go into a restroom with nefarious purposes, there are already laws against sexual assault, etc., and another law isn’t going to stop them. Bathroom bills only make criminals of transgender people.

Has there ever been a single case of a transgender person attempting to molest a child in a restroom? I’d be more worried about my kids spending time alone with a Republican wrestling coach.

You’ve obviously never baked a bundt cake for your wife.

I translated this as some sort of dig at Papelbon

Schwarmachine will be avenged.

Black Mamba Blocked After Bleak Mambo

It’s Drew Magary calling asking why he’s wearing that ill-chosen tie with that ill-fitting suit.

What I’m about to say inarguably sucks, but:

What’s Whitney’s favorite type of coordination?

Anybody?

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand-eeeeeeyyyyyeeee!

nick young: “i want to keep my private life private” *immediately tweets about his private life*

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