What’s the matter with you?

Sexually propositioning a woman and her mom at a stoplight?

What business are you in where you extensively poll your customers and proceed to serve them only if you morally approve of them?

At least John Lennon still contributed a few hits despite Yokos presence. More than LaRoche ever did

Eight Men Pout

You sure? I heard the weekend got switched.

When I was a kid, I saw Richard Simmons on tv dancing around and being his energetic self. I asked my dad, who is this guy? My dad, being a homophobic jerk said, “that’s the fruitiest fag on the planet, my dear.” That memory has always stuck with me because I then grew up thinking that Richard Simmons WAS gay people.…

Against is a pretty important word to not get its own letter in an anagram.

I think you mean Biggles.

I’m usually not much of a stickler for grammar, but that comma is bad enough to be called Leroy Brown.

If we’re going to hold Steph responsible for the actions of random kids he doesn’t know, I think we’re finding the NBA’s answer for the “Thanks, Obama” meme.

Also known as the Seventh-Inning Kvetch

One, Two, princes stand with hands on knees gasping for breath before you / Just go ahead now

At least he’s consistent.

Count the motherfucking clauses in that sentence. Forget the horrifying shit show that was the topic, any editor who let that damn clusterfuck out the door should be fired on the spot for that alone.

I came here to make this same comment. Possibly the best joke he’s ever written — absolutely perfectly nailed it!

“With A Stranger’s Ashes, A New Kind Of Millennial Party.”

I think you’re dead wrong here. Homophobic assholes in positions of fame and power need to be held accountable for their bullshit, and excoriated for it.

He’s an elected official. It kinda doesn’t matter how he got there, it probably makes sense to pay attention to what he says.