A cry for help.

DudeYerGettinADelmon: man I hate these Cubans man i wish tri was here

He’s already competing against a paper run by someone named “Moon”.

The invisible hand is supposed to stay invisible, they are more mad that Shkreli has been flamboyantly evil.

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In adolescents, the first thing that’s important is being aware of a kid’s baseline behavior (how they usually act and present themselves to the world) and then looking for very abrupt and marked changes from this behavior. The abruptness is key because a kid will usually do a pretty successful job of rationalizing…

So like lemme preface this by saying I really only come to Deadspin to make stupid jokes and sometimes make fun of the Gawker crowd and also to be like “Hey guys remember when this was just a vanity project for Will ‘The Man From Mattoon’ Leitch? Did he ever get to be grand marshal of the Bagel Days Parade?” But when…

“. . . the only pic of him you can find to use is a screencap of him being named the Student Athlete of the Week?

It’s the name Max Kellerman uses when he collabs on sci fi rap mixtapes with Kool Keith.

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Player discontent Rex Ryan’s passive defensive schemes

Wait til you see mine

Told family I’m working. Told boss I’m going home. Bipity bopity boo, Christmas this year with Chinese food, movies, alcohol. I don’t plan on stepping outside once.

From the end credits of Howard Stern’s Butt Bongo Fiesta:

Just use whatever text to speech app Fox uses.

actually two things that would rest heavily on you

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