Seems to me that whatever the cost is, the City has deemed the SB worth it, as part of its rebranding for bros, validating SF as a city not full of gays and hippies.

BOOOOO <throws cherry, strawberry, orange, pretzel, apple, pear, banana>

For those too young to remember when Clinton Portis was an advocate of dogfighting:

I just went down a rabbit hole thanks to this post. Thanks.

Given what the singer of “I Like That” did to himself, this comment gouges twice.

This kind of headline writing is a gift.

If Utley gets thrown at, a lot more people than the pitcher are getting thrown out.

The next time they walked into that restaurant, “In the Air Tonight” played on loop.

Similar story here: Years ago I worked at a church in downtown Boston, and a man came in and gave me a car-broke-down sob story; I gave him $10. Two days later he returned and was giving the same sob story to the church pastor. I walked in mid-story, saw what he was doing, and said a lot of words to him that shouldn’t…

Am I the only person who would enjoy watching a Home Run Derby featuring Ben Revere, Ichiro, Willie Bloomquist, etc.?

It might work if the team were called the Adventure for Atari 2600.

As equipment manager for my college football team, one of my duties was to weigh all of the players during camp. Our scale topped out at 340, and one year a freshman far exceeded that. I wrote the infinity symbol in the chart, which didn’t amuse the coaches (including Joe Philbin!) We ultimately listed the player at…

I can see them going 81-1 with this

As a gay man with mostly straight friends, I've been put into this situation a few times. Tried to silenty go with the flow as best I could, but at one spot I thought it would be a good idea to just say to the first dancer who approached me, "I'm gay; I'm just here to hang out with my friends"; instead I got death…

Is your username your current pube tint?

Wait, Canseco shook off his catcher? (1:09)

For once, "getting hit by a car" wouldn't come in next-to-last

"I never did mind about the little things."

Hi Barry, word missing in "nearly $200 in public money"

Holy fuck I knew you were an MRA turd.