And there's the giveaway: when otherwise monosyllabic cretins trot out "misandristic," you know an MRA meeting isn't far away.

Starring this

Yeah, I guess we should be grateful he didn't end another career with a kick to someone's head.

Wheelchair Slot Taken By Man With Three Perfectly Good Legs

I'm auditioning for Sports Jeopardy this weekend. Anyone have a particular favorite piece of trivia to share? (One of mine: Jason Tyner's middle name is "Renyt.")

The baserunning odyssey of Ruben Rivera would be fun to see like this.

"Pine, da?"

Maybe Hank has a general aversion to giving autographs and decided at the moment to make an exception for the second guy. In any case, not getting Hank Aaron to do your bidding doesn't rank where you think it does in the Hall of Racial Injustice.

Worse, if you went 5 years in the future and the world was a smoldering ruin.

"Ecstatic"? I'm sorry to hear that the idea of a woman being punched into unconsciousness gives you such profound joy.

Albert, it turns out your mashed cauliflower recipe from months ago makes for an excellent dip in its own right.

Serious answer: It's in his hand.

He'll eventually tell it all, brother.

Percy, you're a sanctimonious fuckwad, and I hope your children die in your arms.

Aren't you just too fucking clever.

You're so much better than us. Good for you. Now go fuck off.

Oh, fuck you too.

I don't get the "self-aggrandizement" accusations. Outsports.com took a shit on Chris on this count and I resented that.

Switchblade. Or, more likely, a switchblade comb.

I believe that he introduced himself to all the guys in her dorm. I don't believe that was why.