Only if you were armed with a tetherball.

And Corey Feldman was there to whisk her away to a party afterward!

Down goes Savior! Down goes Savior!

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Madame Noire (with an e)

Hey-oh!

Looks like about as painless a fall as one could hope for under the circumstances.

"So I, being a small five-year old, tried to make my way through the crowd of women, who are all much bigger than me, and probably just wanted to bang him." An errant comma makes all the difference in that sentence.