Grandpa’s about to fuck up someone’s day.

CONFLICTED EMOTIONS. I love Charlie, loooove him mostly since I saw him for the first time in Pacific Rim. I even tried to give SOA a shot cause damn he’s hot (realized watching the first episode that rooting for a rival gang to take out the main characters is probably not a good sign).

“Shaking like Shelley DuVall” is the best line I’ve heard all day. Also, the name of my new dance vid.

“[‘Dear Fat People’] is an unfunny and cruel fat-shaming video that guises itself about being about ‘health’,” Mills says of the clip. “It’s fat phobic and awful. It went on for over for six minutes. I felt like I had been punched in the gut. I was so upset I was shaking like Shelley DuVall in the ‘The Shining’.”

Junior year of college I lived in the same building as a few senior friends. The fire alarm went off at 2am the morning before a friend was supposed to take the MCATS. AS an entire dorm-worth of 19-22 year olds stood in the early morning of a Boston April (so basically Winter with slightly less white walkers), he…

In 2003:
- World of Warcraft wasn’t out yet, which unfortunately meant that a lot of guys who’d be removed from the dating pool by their “guild raid” were still out looking for women

Ooh, yuck. I forgot about him. I was thinking it would be awful to revisit the marriage she had to commit to, just so she could have sex.

Newlyweds is exactly why abstinence before marriage is a stupid, destructive idea. They were together for years and never had sex. They got married and then separated 18 months later. Every time he would suggest something romantic on the show, she would give a side eye like she was plotting a way to get out of it.

I don’t think it is possible that two more strikingly beautiful celebrities have ever dated.

Kimmode = “commode” = toilet.

I love Jones. But this was about Jean-Paul Goude’s work. Jones was the muse and catalyst for his thoughts but not the creator and only somewhat in some ways, his collaborator.

Yes! me. I have actually said this to multiple people before. I don’t keep sugar in my house (because if I did I would bake all the time and all that sugar is murder on my teeth). I don’t like bakery cakes because they’re disgusting. Same for regular cake mixes. But sometimes I do want a cake, and I want it fast. This…

Careful, or you know who will come for you.

Different strokes. Rihanna’s persona is interesting to me, but I don’t care for her music. Beyonce’s music, and package in general, is more interesting to me now than it was in 2003, ever since she ditched her dad as her manager. 4 was the first album of hers I actually paid for. But neither of them could ever hope to…

I mean, you really think someone who doesn't give a fuck shows up at the Met Gala that well put together? She totally gives a fuck. Not giving a fuck is a slogan to her, not a reality.

Beyoncé owes her enduring popularity to “white girls”?

1984. I was 15. The movie was Conan The Destroyer, and I never saw anything like her in my life......

It’s been more that a few years since vocal talent has been a requirement for mainstream singers in any genre. The last pop star with a truly great voice I can remember is X-Tina.

She’s a true #rebelheart.

I agree with her. Miley is an obvious one, but Rihanna has, to me, never actually seemed that special. She feels like the culmination of a lot of hard work by producers, stylists, designers, managers, and agents to produce someone who seems fresh when in fact she is just rehashing other people in a very fine way.