What is the sound of one hand making jerk off motions?

I have yet to receive a satisfactory answer on what the theoretical endgame is of her alleged becoming-president-while-dying conspiracy.

Of course you’re right—I just meant, what politician could actually get those contracts away from big corporations? She wouldn’t have gotten the job in the first place if she were going to do that.

Yeah, she definitely didn’t fulfill her promise to create more jobs but I always figured (a) who could? this place is hell and (b) 9/11 understandably shifted focus downstate. Still, coming from the NYS wine region, her efforts to put our products on the map were appreciated.

Oh absolutely! I watched a bunch of other ones! I just went from “interview” to “what happens if you get pregnant” and got disgusted because that’s what I just expect from the Trumpers now.

Definitely watch previous interviews. There's one with Obama. The justin bieber one never fails to crack me up.

i have never been pandered to so effectively before

Well put.

Not a lawyer and don’t know how wrongful death suits work, but specifically naming the assets you want to seize sounds like a shakedown to my layman’s ears.

I follow my state relatively closely (VA) and we usually only have a handful of green/IG candidates run throughout the state and zero in office in our state legislatures or congress. I’d be likely to support one if given the opportunity. Perhaps they are more active in other states... Actually, I just looked and they…

If it had been Selina Meyer, Gary would have been all over this.

Right on.

All good.

There are a couple of issues with this...

Well, as a HRC supporter that doesn’t froth at the mouth, you’ve not given me any reason to vote for Stein. And before you say “You weren’t going to vote for Stein!” in your smuggiest voice possible, you didn’t even give me anything to think about. Hell, I thought more about Perot and Nader than Stein and Johnson!…

Way to completely miss the point. Was it satisfying articulating your completely unoriginal view into the void?

You’re acting like people don’t have legitimate critiques of Stein.

whose respective decisions to stay in the race for attention and praise could potentially come with a very high, very orange price tag.

That made me uncomfortable as well.

Can we not call two people raping another person a theesome? Jesus.