either you made your handle just for this post, or that was a truly special memory.

I have a drawer full of 10 emergency ChapSticks, each of which I was compelled to buy because I forgot to bring the last emergency ChapStick with me.

hahahahaha...i was 50/50 while reading the o.g. sentence. both seem apropos to me.

this is a little much.

I'm down. You can use the tools and shit to build me a chair in which I can sit and read mah stories after I cook you a meal and clean up and then fold some laundry (that I washed).

On the real, #notallmen. In my anecdotal experience, I am cleaner than *all* of the women with whom I lived, platonic and otherwise, not…

I think it's important to note these are two of the *wealthiest* towns in massachusetts.

...i see what you did there.

nm, googling it was simpler than anticipated.

tip o' the cap re: your handle, btw

tree or aerosol?!

jesus...you really invited a buncha butthurt by deluded wanna-be millionaires with an otherwise reasonable comment expressing umbrage with unbridled excess. well done.

...the "at a cost of XXX" bits really rubbed me as well. i teach kids with autism and would have to save every cent of every paycheck for almost 3 months for to take a shit on one of those stupid fuckin' shitswallowers.

i have no idea, but im missing it too.

...a gamey cut, it would seem. I'm not half the man she is.

re: milk — i would imagine that would make shelf life super dicey.

**whooosssshhhhh**

this "filed to" is amongst the best ever...good work.

im guessing it was due to being in the throes of a panic attack for the ages. guy's pits were probably like fuckin sprinklers.

is there a reason specific to my comp that videos aren't playing on kinja media sites? I've tried to watch several videos on gawker and deadspin and they don't load; all that shows up is an anmiated camera on a tripod.

well played, sir.

oh god those were the best...then you got the feedback going...grandma was classic for that shit.