I'm down. You can use the tools and shit to build me a chair in which I can sit and read mah stories after I cook you a meal and clean up and then fold some laundry (that I washed).

On the real, #notallmen. In my anecdotal experience, I am cleaner than *all* of the women with whom I lived, platonic and otherwise, not…

I think it's important to note these are two of the *wealthiest* towns in massachusetts.

...i see what you did there.

nm, googling it was simpler than anticipated.

tip o' the cap re: your handle, btw

tree or aerosol?!

jesus...you really invited a buncha butthurt by deluded wanna-be millionaires with an otherwise reasonable comment expressing umbrage with unbridled excess. well done.

...the "at a cost of XXX" bits really rubbed me as well. i teach kids with autism and would have to save every cent of every paycheck for almost 3 months for to take a shit on one of those stupid fuckin' shitswallowers.

i have no idea, but im missing it too.

...a gamey cut, it would seem. I'm not half the man she is.

re: milk — i would imagine that would make shelf life super dicey.

**whooosssshhhhh**

this "filed to" is amongst the best ever...good work.

im guessing it was due to being in the throes of a panic attack for the ages. guy's pits were probably like fuckin sprinklers.

is there a reason specific to my comp that videos aren't playing on kinja media sites? I've tried to watch several videos on gawker and deadspin and they don't load; all that shows up is an anmiated camera on a tripod.

well played, sir.

tip o' the cap sir. best name/avatar combo i've seen in a minute.

...and then, tell a detailed story of your activism in the name of justice for "ladies" by shielding a young server from hearing the word "cunt."

and then proceed to directly call a woman a cunt., several times.