My parents aren't sick in the slightest, but I make a conscious effort to save pretty much any and all voicemails from them because I know when that inevitable day comes, I am going to want to hear their voice at least a few more times. (While not death, I learned this little factoid by being a sad sack of shit post…

tip o' the cap sir. best name/avatar combo i've seen in a minute.

...and then, tell a detailed story of your activism in the name of justice for "ladies" by shielding a young server from hearing the word "cunt."

and then proceed to directly call a woman a cunt., several times.