I feel so chastened. I'm off to the woods now, and vow henceforth to never bathe or eat a non-porcupine diet ever again.

Why do they think it is?!?

One thing that caught my attention is Jezebel posts sponsored items (bags, jewelry, etc.) from random sponsors. These items tend to be kind of expensive. I'm very sure they know all kinds of people read their website. Also, most of the authors (if not all of them) seem to come from privileged backgrounds. Sometimes…

I swear, seeing wedding photos sometimes, it almost makes me ragey. They are so poorly done by various "pros" (ie people with a "big" camera that call themselves that). My cousin hired one to shoot her wedding in a very poorly lit church. The person didn't get any decent shots. She ended up taking the ones I had…

At least the Sandwench had some creativity behind her stupid blog...different ingredients and recipes. Starbucks has less than 50 food items so this just sounds so boring to do...and read.

I read about her this morning and the entire thing forced me to give my computer screen a One Finger Salute. She never explains WHY she did this. She never mentions WHAT any results/consequences/etc. were. She doesn't WRITE anything about her experience, but merely posted 1 picture a day featuring Starbucks food…

she still snooped through the gift to 1) know that the gift was a photo album and then 2) Went on national tv to talk about it

Obviously, she didn't read the comics. Or else she would know he has a bad track record of catching falling blonde women.

Other guys, Transgendered individuals, drag queens, Llamas, The Tooth Fairy, or the Easter Bunny, themselves? IDEFK.

Ugh, one time this guy would not leave my apartment without getting my phone number. He was all, "Do you think I won't call? Is that why you won't give it to me? Because you are worried about the rejection?" Uh, no, dude, it's because I don't want you to call. You were a one night stand to start with, and you did…

Duh. The casual hook-ups are with whores. Sluts. Those sub-women that don't deserve any respect because duh, they're clearly asking for it and even worse, there's reason to think that these women enjoy sex and find multiple partners to have it with.

The assumption from people like this guy is that all of these women hooking up thought they could trick guys into having relationships, and that was the only reason for the encounter and if they did want to have casual sex they immediately regretted it...

I am fundamentally wired to make fun of people who think women can't like casual sex. Maybe that's what he meant? I'm assuming that's what he meant. Yup.

I'll never understand how people go through life thinking women can't have sex without emotional attachment. If that's the case, then who are all these straight guys who have one night stands/fuck buddies/friends with benefits/ fucking? Robots?

Ah! Even more information. With names and all. This is a most empiric of conversations. She is a very tall lady indeed, not a drag queen. Thank you for clarifying!

I think that's Amazon Ashley, who is a 6' 7" woman. She's just really tall and Miley is really little.

Bonus: Don't assume your partner, either gender, will automatically conform to these ways of conversing. Better, don't assume these suggestions are for only men or only women. No one should throw advice around all the time, everyone could do with a little prodding on how they want to be responded to.

Modern medicine did also bring down the pregnancy death rate considerably. There are advantages to the current system, even if it's not perfect.