they’re not stupid, they’re just amazed that you’re calling them out because they think every white person is just as racist as they are.

If I had to pick a way to be executed in Florida, I would pick the method traditionally employed by the Jacksonville Jaguars to terminate their head coaches: by press release, to be followed by a glorious afterlife in a better place.

From Donald Trump’s phone:

I just want to know who they dared to cast as replacements for these guys.

I had an ovarian teratoma. It’s a usually benign tumor that can grow to a large size. Mine was about six inches when it was finally removed. This kind of thing, also called a dermoid cyst, is there from birth according to my surgeon. I happened to see the photos from the surgery. Mine had very long hair, teeth, some…

I went to the cheap theater with my parents. We saw Lost in Space. Afterwards, mom and I went to the Ladies room. It was like we entered the crap circle of hell. The lights were blinking. It smelled horrible. The doors were broken. One of the toilet bowl was broken with crap everywhere. The other toilets weren’t any…

Just like Jesus.

“Ever notice how Beauty & the Beast promotes beastiality?”

Gus and I are ready for this.

I think it’s wonderfully optimistic that you think he’ll feel shame over this.

Okay, how is spending time with someone and getting a tattoo of something they gave you one-sided? Just because we’re used to the stereotype of the woman being the one who’s more “into” the relationship? I think it’s refreshing, actually, to see a guy put himself out there like he does, especially in hip-hop culture.

Blake Jenner is good Jenner.

I can’t find the brag thread, and I don’t want to step on anyone’s toes, but I didn’t know where else to share this: I picked up my one month clean and sober keytag!

KABC 7 says four of the women were daughters of the oldest one.

Great, another story about an entitled athlete sitting down.

100% of those surveyed who believe sexism is no longer a problem followed their answer, unprompted, with: “do you even know what it’s like in Saudi?” Then they shared a meme about how nice guys never get the girl.