I hope there’s a meaty flashback to Batman’s childhood. I’ve always wondered what horrible trauma he must’ve endured to become such a twisted, vengeance-dealing adult. What I’m saying is, I want a Batman movie that shows us why he became the bat, not just how. And I want the movie to spend as much time there as…

Does that mean they Photoshop out the makeup?

He’s probably madder because he couldn’t get a boner

Well, someone has to Stick to Sports™ around here.

The more wacky and huge the Gotham world becomes the less compelling it is to me, but I realize there’s money to be made.

I asked Bob Broskey, formerly of Beacon Tavern and two Michelin-starred L20 what he thought about making hash browns from scratch.

Chris Hill felt safe because Drew Magary was there to protect him.

What we need are genetically-modified chickens where the breast meat IS dark meat.

I didn’t know I wanted a Florida Man douchebro vs. Salt Bae fight til I had to write this today.

He brought the bones of the golden tomahawks home in a doggie bag and intends bring them to a lab

Even Deep Star Six? That takes a level of devotion mostly reserved for Cleveland sports fans.

You’re trying to talk reason and nuance to a bunch of zealots and the rigid binaries that always come along with zealotry. The alphabet consists of A and B: you’re either celebrating or demonizing; there is no middle ground.

This is the worst written article I have seen in a long time. She said nothing offensive. She stated basic facts about the negative health effects associated with obesity. The article completely ignores these and writes “nobody messes with Lizzo”. Okay? The article completely ignores facts for feelings and basic…

I get people feel like Michaels was attacking Lizzo, but I don’t think she said anything out of line. The fact is, Lizzo isn’t just a normal person battling her weight. She is part of a group, intentionally or not, who glorify obesity instead of calling it what it is: a dangerous and unhealthy weight that leads to…

sorry, why was Park Place talking about you?

That may be the least appetizing-looking dish that I’ve ever considered making.

This is a hell of a lot more appetizing without the photo of the finished dish. 

American cheese is a form of processed cheese, made famous by Kraft. It’s made by blending several varieties of cheese (mainly cheddar and Colby), emulsifiers, and freedom.

Fuck the British Royal Family