There is nothing bad about doing that. It is like calling the British Brits, or the Irish paddies.

Insane. I'd kill to have a coach as successful as Pelini at my program. Why in the world would any college age person want to commit to live four years of their life in Lincoln fucking Nebraska? I wouldn't expect any player to want to do that because they "want to be Huskers." But I expect they'd want to do it if…

I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Now that was offside, wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow.

"My ass is ready, give it to me, sweetie!"

"He never misses practice,"

I hope they find the guy, because nobody deserves this to be said about them:

I think we have evidence of that already. It was done from about 800BC through 400AD and gave us what we call the Bible.

But hey - I'm just a guy who can't evolve, right?

Charleston Chews are still accessible in Georgia, and so are Zero bars. We're also largely segregated, so that's the downside.

Sweet TV, bruh

*Washington Football Team

"I don't want to play woth Kobe either."

"If you cut me, do I not blee—whoa hey that's just a metaphor."

Which Matheny also managed in suspect manner...but that's beside the point.

He cries at night because his wife has sex with other guys in their bed while he's trying to go to sleep. Even on week nights when he has to work in the morning. All because his wife is sick of him being a loser. That explains the meaning behind both jersey names.

Ray Rice gets two weeks (initially).

I think we'd already established that Jameis doesn't understand the meaning of "no."