Who exactly was your target audience? If you don't want your audience to be people with names like "BigBenRapedMeToo" then Deadspin is definitely not for you.

They will move to Chicago, and whenever they need more money from Chicago, they will threaten to move to Los Angeles.

I love Americans.

Yes, Stern fans know nothing about humor. Deadspin, on the other hand? Hilarious.

I actually think this is a good trade for LA. Lin's from California (northern, but still), he's a starting-caliber PG (which they need with Nash being so questionable), his big contract is only for this one year (and LA can afford it), and he won't have to deal with Harden constantly wanting to run the pick and roll…

"I don't have much of a choice at the moment."

Bath police is what my uncle used to call it :(

A better solution would be to make a USMNT that's exclusively German.

I feel bummed for the kid, it's as if his dad said the family would stay together if Brazil won the game.

It's pretty much all they sell.

I do, with chilli, cheese and some onions. Mix that with a slurpee and a bag of white cheddar popcorn and you are living large my friend. (yes i weigh over 300 lbs)

If chupacabra69 doesn't trust 7-Eleven, then I don't trust 7-Eleven. The dude obviously has great taste, just look at his username. I'd trust his hot dogs, if he ever gets around to making them.

Exactly. Like a dolphin brain wrapped in a live octopus.

No, that makes you a bitch for acting so fucking high and mighty about the whole thing. Diving is a part of the game whether you like it or not, and in this case, there was a foul and a dive because Marquez put himself in a bad spot where the ref had to make a split second decision. If you really love a sport, you…

If this guy can't stop biting people he needs to return to his fall back career as Howard Stern's producer.

So, you wouldn't swing out an elbow as a reaction to being bitten in the shoulder? I would let the elbow slide because HE WAS FUCKING BITTEN IN THE SHOULDER!

Fail.

Ask Lisa Ann.

I guess there is a difference with which our brains work. As someone who's watched a million hours of soccer, I see a player go down and my brain says either that was a hard foul or he took a dive to try to win a free kick but it doesn't default to one position or another. Every call is a single event.