Fucking little cunt lips...

It was not Cavani who flicked the ball on but Gerrard, who had a big steaming turd of a game. Suarez would have been offside had it been Cavani who headed it to him.

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is that because he believes the flopping or is he just a pussy

#notallsportsfans

Right, because Dwyane Wade doesn't flop just as badly? Soccer won't take off in the US because US citizens can't watch a sport that doesn't include 48 replays of each play for them to understand what happened.

Mike and Kyle Shanahan will get fired.

It's the pleat, in the pants. He's going to take them back to the pants store.

I tried. She was like, "well I thought he was but he said no homo."

Hey man, just a question, but......are you gay?

Peter King would've appreciated that foul ball far more than that child.

Honduras "doesn't" stand a chance. This subject verb ignorance is awful.

Oh wow...that is both disturbing and poignant at the same time. We are all awful human beings and Louis CK is our god.

THIS IS JUST ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF THE PUSSIFICATION OF AMERICA. YOU DON'T SEE GREG SCHIANO STAYING HOME SO HE CAN CARE FOR HIS WIFE, TERRI. AND SHE'S IN A DAMN COMA! SMH!1!

Hickey's just trying to leave his mark.

Here it is, for the record (starts at about 50 seconds in):

Slight difference though in that Romario was 4 years older than Donovan is now and you could actually say that others chosen were better than him at that point in time. Try as Klinsmann might to convince us that the others were chosen on ability and merit, you get the sense this is some bullshit punishment Klinsmann…

You can't compare our talent pool for player selection with Brazil's. They still had an attack featuring Ronaldo, Rivaldo, and Ronaldinho. We don't have that kind of luxury. Passing the torch to Chris Wondolowski and Brad Davis isn't going to help our program move forward.

Thanks Landon. Thanks Greg.